I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”
someone’s faxing me a snickers
That joke shows your age, how many gen z’ers would give an odd look? 😂
I’m 40, and wouldn’t know what he meant BECAUSE I know what a fax machine is, and how it’s used.
You mean you fax PlayBoy as well?
Me either.
Lol
“I gotta go do some paper work” or “I need to get something down on paper” are my two go-tos
Hope everything comes out alright!
Dad?
i say “gotta go log out”
i do freelance work with technology, and the clients think i am going to do something work related and technical.
I need to go 3D print something.
Definitely heat up your bed before you start extruding.
Hell yeah. I’ve a Toto Washlet with a heated seat. That thing is quite comfortable while priming your nozzle.
Honk out a dirt snake
I gotta drop the Browns off at the Superbowl.
Dropping the kids at the pool.
Take the Browns to the Superbowl
Clevelander here…god damnit. I can’t even argue that joke until we get rid of the rapist.
Skate park if there’s no water.
I’m gonna try and lose some weight
It’s been 5 hours, were you successful?
My favorite is, “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. I’ll be back in awhile.”
I do believe you’ll enjoy this tune…
I find myself quoting a line from Farscape a lot:
Must…Excrete…
You use your own anus? That’s filthy yo!
😂🤣
I only shit in other people’s pants.
Because I just shit in mine…
I’m gonna go drop the kids off at the pool
In our language “sitting” is a synonym of “meeting”. So in the office setting, I always say “I have an important sitting coming up”.
What language?
Pretty sure he’s German (https://translate.google.com/?hl=de&sl=de&tl=en&text=Sitzung&op=translate).
In German we say Sitzung or Geschäft.
Gotta make room for dinner
“I’ll be right back, gotta check if the bathroom still works”
