My first computer was 33htz. Ran Windows 3.1. And Warcraft 2.

So yeah. The perfect computer.

Oh.

Well then I fully agree to ban peanuts on planes. I didn’t know that.

Wait, I’m confused about the peanuts thing.

How would people who are allergic to peanuts have a reaction, just because someone next to them is eating peanuts?

I thought to have a reaction, YOU have to eat the peanut?

Kaley Cuoco has put on some weight since the big bang theory ended.

The part where it was a scam that was dead on arrival.

Out of the loop here. Is this that new trump phone?

"Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.

Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can’t last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall…"

…oh no.

New phrase just dropped!

The address is the border. No, not the one with the wall. The other one.

Although, they really SHOULD build a wall, to keep all the racist americans out. Make trump pay for it all.

The Onion should start a sister news outlet called “The Moon” that just parodies The Sun.

Well, tumblr died out in 2017 because they said “NO PORN!!!”

And all the blogs died.

It’s like Dr Cox said: “If you take all the porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left. www.bringbacktheporn.com and nobody would visit because it doesn’t have porn.”

So. Does WAFRN have porn? And also…why are these things ALWAYS named with weird hard to pronounce names? Come see my new website Drufyflezak!

This guy doesn’t even know about the three seashells!!!

hearty chuckle

Amy Jo Johnson can do WHATEVER she wants! Every boys childhood crush!

I’m 41. Which means I was a kid when the original came out.

In all my years of knowing of the power rangers, I’ve never once thought of it as (white power)(ranger).

I did however go from thinking Rita Repulsa was grotesque as a kid, to thinking “Damn, she’s kinda hott!” as an adult. Plus she has that stick that makes her monster grow.

…I think every guy would find that usrful.

Ya know…it’s not often you root for the public shooter.

Nah. It’s going to be trump vs elon.

Username checks out

The John Cena of aircraft…

It’s called flirting, and I’m quite good at it! Who could resist the Cleveland perogis? Again, not a sex euphanism. We have a strong polish population, and thus perogis are popular here.