I’m a truth seeker! And I’ll kiss ANYONE to find the truth! You…your dad…hey, where’s dad at? I’ll even kiss you! Maybe in 20-30 years when you look a bit more like your dad. Where is your dad anyways???

I get what’s wrong with .ml. Whats wrond with .world?

Can we all at least agree that “toots” is a terrible sounding term? It sounds like what happens when one of the powerpuff girls farts. She toots.

What are you talking about “no advantages to being a male”??? We can stuff a glow stick up our eurethra, and have cock sword fights while making lightsaber sounds!!! Vrrmmmm vrrrmmm CLASH! CLASH! Vrrrrm!!!

We can write our name in the snow in cursive.

We can push the elevator button with our hands full if we think about Aubrey Plaza.

We can helicopter.

Plus, we can slap other guys butts in the shower, provided we just played at least 60 minutes worth of a team based sport!

No benefits…pssshhhh…bitch please!

meh heh heh heh heh!

yoink

steals this guys hat

Well of coarse she made bank. She was great at counterfeit bills, and would replace the legit $50,000 with counterfeit.

But if the dealer got caught with fake money, they would blame the sketchy people they got the money from. Not the trustworthy maid.

Nobody is yelling at you for this one.

It’s just A british TV show

Sent.

I’m having trouble figuring out how bluesky is part of the fediverse at all.

From my understanding it doesn’t federate with anything.

It’s like saying a hamburger is really just a cheeseburger…you just need to add cheese.

If lemmy had a super upvote for the day, I’d use todays on this post.

Oh, by DJ, yeah, thats all he’d be doing is controlling the winamp playlist basically.

And a wedding planner I don’t see as being needed.

Step 1) rent local venue.

Step 2) ask cousin to be DJ.

Step 3) pick up cake from dairy queen.

Step 4) Flowers??? I’m sure the florist can figure something out.

Thats about it.

Potato/Tomato.

I’m following like 3 people. One is a bot that reposts things from twitter. One is a bot that posts local weather. And one is what I THOUGHT was Nintendo, but turns out it’s just [email protected].

I can get a venue for like $200. What are you guys renting??? The Royal Palace???

Well then it will never be useful for me. I want to follow PEOPLE. I want people to follow me for the random shit I say.

Then they retweet the random shit, and now a whole NEW group of people can wonder what’s wrong with me.

Yeah, but won’t those 1 million all be speaking spanish?

People talk about fediverse and say it is decentralized, which is true, but mostly it is fractured.

I’ve been saying this since day 1 of me being here.

The initial exodus lead to tons of people complaining about lack of features on Lemmy with very few people actually stepping up to contribute to the code-base to bring those features to light.

Dude…I have zero clue how to use linux. Which I assume is easier than writting code. You think I’m going to write a program in C++ or whatever language?

Saying the users aren’t developing the program is like saying the hospital patients aren’t willing to be their own doctor.

Users will ALWAYS bring up issues, and if the developers want the platform to grow, they’ll implement upgrades to fix those issues.

Otherwise, you just have a userbase that rejects your platform, goes somewhere else, and a small group on the platform wondering why it’s not growing.

Which is basically the core of this post.