The biggest issue with Linux is the culture. I get that longtime users get and understand how to use it. They understand the commands. They know what -r and -n do.

I still look at my microwave daily to remember what the buttons do. There’s only 6 buttons and a dial. Although, 7 buttons. I just remembered the dial is also a button. It’s the start button.

Point is, I’m not going to learn terminal. I’m going to point the thing. Then I’m going to drag the thing. And I’m going to double click the thing.

I’ve attempted to learn terminal since 2014. I have a 0% success rate doing anything. Even copy/pasting other peoples commands. I always get an error, and I don’t understand the error. So I google the error, and then I don’t understand the explaination.

The way I have always explained it is, the OS is like a car. And terminal is how mechanics diagnose and fix the car. I tried changing my oil once, and blew up the car.

Yeah, I’m not taking ANY advice from this dumbass. What does he even do for a living anyways???

checks job title

SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES??? HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN???

looks at world

Oh. Right.

lemmy.world is very very large and thus has a very very large number of obnoxious shitheads

Yeah? Yeah, you think so? Obnoxious? Yeah? You sayin’ there’s obnoxious shitheads round these parts? That what you’re sayin’? Just wanna be clear! Well you’re wrong! Lemmy.World isn’t large at all. The whole fediverse combined isn’t very large! Not like my penis! Can’t believe you said Lemmy.World is full of obnoxious shitheads! Why would you think that? Can I have $20? Your mom gave me $20! Heyyyoooo!!!

No no.

One of my only hopes in life is that Elon Musk gets to achieve his dream of living on Mars.

I’ll still live on Earth, but at least I won’t be on the same planet as him anymore.

Then we can take all the rich assholes, and send em to Mars.

More than that actually. There’s more than one way to be dumb. Religion isn’t the ONLY way.

Just gonna leave this here…for no real reason…

USA!!!

USA!!!

USA!!!

Actually I was thinking of the Lucky Charms leprochan.

Do you even remember the exact set? Depending on rarity, some of them SKYROCKETED in value.

Hey cousin! Remember that $20 lego set you owe me? Yeah. It costs $4,000 now.

Wow. Doing retro trump roasts. Back when the outrage had such less at stake…

Is…is it what it sounds like? Because the weirder part for me is that there’s a dedicated weekly newsletter about giving frogs handjobs…

Wait, is this why everyone in Portland was protesting ICE dressed as frogs???

What a silly hobby!

Closest thing to that I ever got was buying a hard drive from ebay.

They didn’t format it. Best I can tell it was used by a teenager in texas around 2018. Who either went out with, or stalked a girl in his class. Hard to tell. Tons of pictures labeling her as his girlfriend, no pictures with them together.

I did find about 4 different folders of call of duty pc files though.

“If you blow me up, you’ll crash back to desktop.”

What does that mean?

And her wife? To shreds you say?

Uh, it’s spelled “monorail”, and of coarse not! They aren’t transformers!

Those guards used to be an adventurer like you. But then they took an arrow to the knee.

Honestly thought this reply was going to be about the post where I told the guy to tickle his sales directors balls, to be more like Steve Irwin

Have you tried tickling his balls? That’s what Steve Irwin used to do with alligators, and everyone LOVES him! Well. Except for that one stingray.

Is your sales director a stingray?

You’re telling me there’s a metric for food eaten by a country (in this case frozen pizza) and USA doesn’t even make the LIST???

BUT ITALY DOES??? GOD DAMMIT ITALY! YOU HAVE FRESH AUTHENTIC ITALIAN PIZZA LITERALLY EVERYWHERE!!! EVERY LOCAL PIZZERIA IS AUTHENTIC ITALIAN PIZZA FOR YOU!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???