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The Ambiguously Gay Duo

Locally, indoors? Silence.

I like to be able to hear whatever is going on outside. Ideally, that would also be silence, but if something is going on outside, I like to be alert and aware of it.

I’ll also take a little rain and occasional thunder outside, as usually people aren’t acting a fool outside during rainy weather.

There’s no why, just figured I’d ask a silly question. Bored I am…

True.

But I mean less like a surrender, more like they call the law on themself and then handcuff themself…

Idiocracy

Disclaimer: Not an expert.

Thoughts: I think this would largely depend on multiple factors, such as the overall composition of the planet, a hypothetically almost perfectly spherical core underneath the water, and not having a moon to shift the water tides around.

And even then, solar gravitational tides are a thing, so the water would most likely still move. Also, I’m pretty sure there’s no perfectly spherical planet, so I assume there would still be some sort of underwater erosion going on.

All speculation though.

That you can be at a city park, minding your own business while drinking a beer, and every now and then some totally sober Karen will come up all belligerent threatening to call the law, just because I’m drinking a beer.

For reference, the cops don’t care if people drink beer at our park, as long as nobody acts a fool and people clean up after themselves. Hell, even our city mayor will occasionally host events out here and he’ll drink a beer or three.

Pretty ironic that a sober person would be belligerent and threatening to a guy just sipping on a beer and not saying or doing anything except maybe browsing Lemmy or watching YouTube videos.

Like, how is it that me drinking a beer peacefully can cause random sober people to act a fool?

Welp, that’s the first time I ever got a 500 error page.

https://www.freecodecamp.org/news/http-error-500-internal-server-error-explained-in-plain-english/

0 - ain’t had any (this year at least)

Hey hey, edibles are a thing. Ain’t gotta damage your lungs to get a buzz…

Fair enough. I was never a gun enthusiast, but my late father had like 5 different older guns I got to try out back in the day. 🤷‍♂️

I’ve never seen any warnings etched into guns before, but I haven’t seen any newer guns made since like the mid 90s.

All I’ve ever seen etched into guns was the brand name, ammo size, serial number, and where the safety button/switch is.

Well, yeah, but the gun is safe right? Right…

I’ve literally seen pocket lighters that had a warning that said “Do not use near fire or flame”, coming from a device literally designed to generate fire! 😂

People have already proven themselves excessively stupid, I don’t see why guns aren’t required to have a lengthy safety warning literally etched into the metal by now. 🤷‍♂️

Who knew? Them damn guns need a warning that says “Do not store in or near excessive heat, fire or flame”…

🤦‍♂️

Posting facts and relevant links about Elon Musk and his Boring Company’s “Not a Flamethrower”.

Obligatory Fuck Spez

Electric toothbrushes with the rotating head collect germs behind the brush head. Enjoy your tasty germ colonies…

Try a dog treat that tastes like it was soaked in diesel fuel and dried out. That’s what I mean by the chemical taste.

Honestly I wonder if those treats were possibly poisoned…

There’s a plethora of other animal foods, he’s not gonna starve. He’s also not gonna eat anything that I can’t stand the taste of either.

I don’t know the exact brand of dog treats, but they tasted like they were soaked in diesel fuel and dried out. That’s what I mean when I say they tasted like chemicals.

Whatever brand they were, they were colored red and green. I don’t even think ants would eat those things.

Maybe you’re right, maybe ‘chemical’ wasn’t the best way to describe it. I can definitely agree that those treats tasted completely unnatural.

I mean like they taste like they were soaked in diesel fuel and dried out unnatural. That’s why I described it as a chemical taste.