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15 days agoHow many vials of tritium do I need until my bluff in the bank lobby is no longer an empty threat?
ivanafterall ☑️
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Cake day: June 20th, 2023
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0·17 days agoWho is undetermined in 2024?
How are you guys looking on adrenochrome down that way? Supply shortages have hit us hard on the east coast. I’d kill for some fresh, virginal blood right about now.
Mount Rushmore?
4·22 days agoSo would sprinting full-speed after every meal ensure maximum digestive efficiency?
Fucking DEADWOOD.
I can’t get anybody in my life to watch it and it is literally in the running for best show of all-time.
This thread is case-in-point!
That “Well…” just didn’t ring true.
I thought he was a fraud until he spit.
104·1 month agoAh, a fellow le gentlesir in the wild!
tips hat
Lol, if you don’t get it, you’re not a Redditor. ;)
New 1,200 Hz displays? Well, it did say 1,000-plus…
You know this led to huge fights and maybe a mental break or two.
“I’m TELLING you, those were fucking dogs!”
“Yeah, okay, bro, I’m sure you know better than the literal ZOO.”
Sofa king hot.
2·2 months agoNow is your chance to finally let it all out…
Drinking straws are too wide/girthy on average. Every fast food and coffee place uses giant straws, while a relatively skinny straw provides a vastly superior drinking experience, in my view.
I finished it! Couldn’t take a shower without fear or let my feet stick out from the blankets for years. Definitely the one that scarred me most, likely because I was in 1st grade.
Your Wordle puzzle of the day, presented by Truth Social.
I’ve been told that my grandpa’s brother’s (granduncle?) face was on the $20 bill of a cult. He was definitely very much in the cult and it does seem they had their own currency on their creepy property, but the details I’ve been able to find are pretty scarce and I’ve never seen the supposed currency.
Literally Satan.
Among his greatest sins: trying to be a bro and let Adam and Eve know that they were naked in some perv’s garden
Edit: come to think of it, it’s not entirely accurate, as I don’t think Satan ever claims to be evil. But there’s a lot of anti-Satan propaganda in the Bible.