Fuckin’ hot, right?

You should trademark that.

Don’t.

If there were a heaven, it would 100% be only for wealthy people. Pearly gates? Golden streets? Nirvana? Eternal peace? That’s rich people shit. I certainly can’t afford that.

Portia de Rossi

This won’t make any sense to any of you right now, but: E = md³

Yup.

What causes you to doubt it was just the meme?

Mmmmmuh’lady

Germany, please, can you try to go to some middle ground somewhere?

And thus began the Battle for Middle-Earth.

That does sound half as pigeon-shitty as I expected.

So close, yet so far.

Hard to even know where to start: https://www.dhmo.org/

Microplastics are just the tip of the iceberg. At this stage most of our planet’s water is almost indistinguishable from pure dihydrogen monoxide.

Speaking of which, a recent Android update (I know I should change OSes) got rid of the little Lemmy.world web app icon thing I had installed and I haven’t been able to get it back, so far. Does anyone know how to fix that? That was working great as my RIF replacement. I read it all again and I’m such a grandma. :(

The girl from Teeth. I mean, worst case…

Full disclosure: I have not actually seen the movie.

I am neither of those things.

If I can’t mute them (usually one of the unlabeled buttons on the right), I’ll go to another station. I really hate those. God damn Cheddar TV or whatever. Fucking Maria Menounos, ugh.

Just don’t ask about the dusty old box of VHS tapes.

No.

Robin Williams, Norm Macdonald, and if David Attenborough ever dies, that’s pretty much all the light gone out of my life.