A person’s a person no matter how small

Sure, just let me buy this one thing first.

Gotta make room for dinner

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Expl-AI-n itself is a pun. With the letters AI in the word explain capitalized, readers can infer that artificial intelligence is being used to explain jokes.

Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.

1st one, won a dollar. Cool.

2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!

3rd one, won a dollar. ???

4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

Read the ticket name. “Always win a dollar”

clear air turbulence

Is that like black ice for planes?

The Mierdas Touch

Notice his hat in the picture says Make America Straight Again!

The judge says to Mickey, “I can’t grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy.”

“I didn’t say she was crazy,” says Mickey, “I said she was fucking Goofy!”

I thought he conquered the eastern Mediterranean, Egypt, the Middle East, and parts of Asia in a remarkably short period of time.

No fair!

Behind Bars series on YouTube. Especially the one on Antananarivo prison in Madagascar.

It really helps me appreciate my freedom and life, despite occasional difficulties.

Slow blink if they are treating you well

So in other words, they are getting doc blocked.

pen

John Wick glares menacingly

Can’t be violent if you’re busy working or too tired after work…

I work in a hospital. Since Covid, instead of hugging after I got home from work, we started doing “foot cuddles”, just touching our feet together before I went to shower. We still do it to this day.

Many people are no strangers to this type of agreement. But for those who are not familiar, I believe this video has gotta make you understand.

Anyone else think of the Mona Lisa case from Glass Onion?