Where is Ja?!

no one has a shotgun

Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America

The South will rise again!

-these people

I have seen the video before, but did not know his name was Joel Michael Singer. So I had to search for his name, Joel Michael Singer, and click on a few links to learn more. I also rewatched the video with Joel Michael Singer headbutting people and then getting taken down.

tase the place up

You got a Taser up in your waist, please don’t Tase up the place (Why?) ‘Cause I see some ladies tonight that should be havin’ my baby, baby

I love it when you call me Big Sov Cit

A person’s a person no matter how small

Sure, just let me buy this one thing first.

Gotta make room for dinner

Animatrumpic*

Expl-AI-n itself is a pun. With the letters AI in the word explain capitalized, readers can infer that artificial intelligence is being used to explain jokes.

Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.

1st one, won a dollar. Cool.

2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!

3rd one, won a dollar. ???

4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

Read the ticket name. “Always win a dollar”

clear air turbulence

Is that like black ice for planes?

The Mierdas Touch

Notice his hat in the picture says Make America Straight Again!

The judge says to Mickey, “I can’t grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy.”

“I didn’t say she was crazy,” says Mickey, “I said she was fucking Goofy!”

I thought he conquered the eastern Mediterranean, Egypt, the Middle East, and parts of Asia in a remarkably short period of time.

No fair!

Behind Bars series on YouTube. Especially the one on Antananarivo prison in Madagascar.

It really helps me appreciate my freedom and life, despite occasional difficulties.

Slow blink if they are treating you well