Water

Water

Water

Water

“AAAH My appendix!”

“Get this man a block of Gouda STAT!”

Wear helmets guys

Breakfast sandwich. Eggs, ham, steak, and cheese on a poppyseed bun. Honorable mention to the humble breakfast burrito version too

Steal this album

With regular YouTube I swear if I watch any music video, or even non-music videos sometimes, there’s about a 50-50 chance that the next recommended music video is “In the meantime” by Spacehog. Don’t get wrong it’s a good song, but jeez I keep attempting to go down music video rabbit holes and all it shows me are ones I’ve already seen.

“harass”?

I’m gonna try and lose some weight

Well that’s the nastiest thing I’ve read today so far

If someone hands me a controller I’ll button mash away because I’m just here to hang out, but I don’t really like the game either. Ditto Mario Cart

I can’t get into single player games either. Interacting with NPCs just doesn’t do it for me and to me they’re a tedious way to get a narrative. I hate having to grind to get to the next plot-point only to get stuck behind a boss and by the time it’s beaten, I’ve forgotten the plot. If I’m going to entertain myself alone, I’d rather watch a movie or show, read a book, or work on a project than play through a single player campaign.

I can only play Minecraft with other people, and really even then I’m really not all that into it, for me it’s just a good excuse to hang out over voice chat.

Honestly it’s not much different then fishing come to think of it…

I thought the joke was that the malt-o-meal zippers were trash and they need to get with ziplock to come up with something more robust. Plastic cereal containers are basically inevitable when you keep hungry, impatient kids and bags of malt-o-meal in the same house.

And then he destroys the stones, so it’s not he planned for the snap to be the first of an every-few-decades population culling. This dork actually thought he had a permanent fix and threw away his tools in confidence that it was.

I wonder if that’s a trait with other countries of immigrants too?

Alright

Dang, did not know that, I’ve only been to Arby’s once

Grapes in a chicken/tuna salad sandwich. Totally different experience with the diced grapes

Gwen Stefani?

According to Merriam Webster, raptor described birds first. And we don’t call certain birds raptors strictly for their appearance or lineage; raptor means bird of prey. Lots of birds have gnarly claws but aren’t raptors, like emus, who use their claws for self defense.