I enjoy cheap tacos, long walks on the beach at sunset, and all things baseball.
Let’s go Padres!
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0·3 months agoI’m definitely younger than you because emacs sucks
A private island
And only a trusted few would be allowed on it.
A couch is where you screw. A sofa is where you make love.
Ergo, a sofa is sexier than a couch.
But only if the flux capacitor gets up to 1.21 gigawatts
A car on fire on an entrance ramp. Thought it was a wildfire at first until I got closer and was weirdly relieved when I saw what it was.
I know! It’s that deadpan delivery that really sells the style.
Did you ever watch Quentin Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs? Steven Wright does the voice over narration for K-Billy’s Super Sounds of the 70’s!
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
-Mitch Hedberg
What do you call ten thousand lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
A good start.
Okay, now that’s good.
I see. Said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.
Oh, man, I love The Aristocrats joke. Used to have a DVD of that one with a lot of comedians telling their own versions of The Aristocrats joke.
1·4 months agoI remember when something similar happened years ago when a mod of /r/AdviceAnimals got busted for promoting links to the meme site quickmeme.
Both that subreddit and that website were never the same again.
Only if you have boobs.
I’mma leave this up since I’m late to the party on this one and there’s already a discussion, but in the future please remember rule #2 and phrase all post titles in the form of a question. This is like Jeopardy! ;)
On that note, if everyone is on board and copacetic, I say go for it and you deserve some mad props for pulling that off.
In my experience, drunk texting an ex is never a good idea, but it takes different strokes to move the world.
Just a preemptive warning. I’ve seen political threads get pretty heated. ;)
Andrew Jackson did something similar during his own presidency, but it was the supreme court he told to fuck off.
Essentially, he wanted to relocate all the native Americans west of the Mississippi river. Well, the native Americans did what every other American does and they sued the U.S. Government. When the court ruled in favor of the Indians, Andy Jackson basically said, “fuck you, I’m gonna do it anyways.”
In my experience, it was a great way to kill a lot of brain cells really fast in exchange for a weird, strange trip.
Don’t do it.
Okay, so, here me out.
I ain’t no fancy neuroscience PHD major or nothin’, but…
Back in the day I was really into the band Radiohead and I was smoking a lot of…well, let’s just say “the Devil’s Lettuce”.
Radiohead released an album called Kid A and it was absolutely phenomenal. Well, sure as shit, someone on the internet found out something really interesting about that album. If you played two separate copies of that album from two different audio sources, and you started one copy precisely 17 seconds after the first, it would create some really trippy harmonic sounds and audio effects. It was dubbed Kid 17 by a small cadre of fans.
I know this isn’t necessarily an answer to your question, but just a personal anecdote. I feel like it’s kind of relevant here.
I’d like to believe that congress would never allow him to change the constitution and subvert due process, but you just never know what might happen with this guy.
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