Ok, so I must’ve misunderstood the question, because to me it seems OP already has all the necessary ingredients to bake this dish. And yet, the vast majority of comments recommend various 3rd party services which is the complete opposite of selhosting.
Fire up nginx/apache2, and all good, no? What am I missing?

Wiktionary.org usually

I’m unable to pick a single one, as it shifts very often. So I opened my main Playlist to find something, so today I’ll give you three very different suggestions:
In Flames - Only For the Weak.
Dimmu Borgir - Kings of the Carnival Creation.
Destiny Potato - Addict.

Ask me tomorrow and you’ll get different answers

Like salty milk and coins. Similar to the flavor of the PS5 heat vent.

Edit: Ducking autocorrect

I declare that from now on Baby Shark is defined as mellow. Goodnight.

Bonus nightmare points: Kars4kidz is mellow too, by the way.

That’s racist!

Stupid cashiers… I always put those separators on the belt, but they always stop me from buying one.

I’ve mainly used Thinkpads and Dells for work, and I’m in a position where I can load them with whatever I need/want (Which does not involve windows), and I quite like them. Durable hardware, decent performance, good build quality, and perfect for the kind of field work I do.

A bit pricey and possibly overkill, but I can recommend Lenovo Legion. Bought one for myself last year, and I’m really satisfied with it.

I won’t, I have work to do.

[email protected] would be a much more appropriate place.

It was personalized. It was because I deemed the specific post in question to be low effort garbage and not worthy of any further explanation beyond the massive amount of downvotes and zero responses.

It’s a nice break from all the BS headlines along the lines of “Trump says, Trump demands, Trump claims, Trump threatens…” et Al from news outlets who learned nothing in 2016.

Lol, took me embarrassingly long. I was about to tell you that you probably hadn’t, otherwise you’d be sure.

Test this, you fucking quack!

Count the visible ones and multiply by pi. Not that accurate, considering the shape of the glass and the top of the nut stack, but it’s about as close as I can be arsed calculating now. I refuse to be nerd sniped today, so a ballpark figure will have to suffice.

Norwegian fjords. I live here, and to me it’s mundane landscape.

Not very, I think. Way back in the day I did the usual where I exaggerated the positives and downplayed or bullshitted the negatives, and finding a job was pain. But that one interview where I kind of did not give a fuck I ended up getting the job, which is my career almost 20 years later.

I guess the people on the other side of the table have heard it all before and can smell nervous lies parsecs away.

Nja in Norwegian. Nei + Ja.

The fart doesn’t decrease the body temperature, but it does (marginally) reduce your body mass, and therefore your body’s capacity to “carry” heat. If you’re hypothermic, your fart will most likely still be body temperature, as your core temperature remains at the correct temperature as long as possible, even sacrificing other areas if necessary.

If you’re hypothermic to the point where your fart is cold, it might be beneficial to let one rip if you’re entering a warmer area, so that your body no longer has to heat up the gas as well. If you’re somewhere cold, the fart probably won’t make a difference.