I usually watch tv while I eat, and quickly realized that horror and bisque aren’t the ideal match. $200 for me.
I’d do it for free.
I’d pay a reasonable fee.
My hourly rate for contract work is around $70.
You’re under selling yourself.
Soup is great, but I struggle with horror. If you’d eat with me and we’d watch the movie together, I think it’d be a good time.
Hot as in heat or hot as in spicy?
Hot as in sexy.
😏😏😏
Both, in my case. But up to you. Your soup of choice at a temperature only a few degrees removed from 100 c
Horror hasn’t made me jump since I was a wee one and, gee, do I love soup.
2 stacks upfront or me and the soup are walking.
In a negotiation I never speak first. Make an offer and I will respond.
You didn’t. OP literally “spoke” first, or you’d have to post this comment on some other thread —not that doing so would make it any more true, mind you. 🤌🏼
Six trillion dollars
You forgot to add the Dr. Evil pinky gif
Free if I can have company. I am not amused by most media for a general public. Hopefully the soup is interesting. You might need to pay me to stay after I finish the soup.
I usually watch Anton Petrov, GeologyHub, Scott Manley, Fraser Cain, Applied Science, Nile Red, Huygens Optics, or similar stuff for meal time.
Seems like you’re more a fan of digestion than ingestion.
Do I have to hold the bowl? or can I set it down on a table and only risk a spoonful of hot fluids on my face?
Yes. No. (No sensible approaches to anything at the start of a horror film ;))
We could split it into two questions, but I originally imagined a bowl on a table. Which is more precarious than it seems, let me tell you
watch a horror movie that doest rely on cheap jumpscares
There are more great soups than good horror movies. I’ve already seen most of them, and it’s spooky month!
Then watch The Thing director’s commentary with John Carpenter and Kurt Russel on youtube, and have a yoghurt. Think of your health, you’re not getting any younger.
directors commentary
Eh. The only director’s commentary I’ve ever seen is napoleon dynamite, and that was solely because I learned that they cut one of the characters out. There were originally two Hispanic kids. I see no reason to remove the magic from one of my favorite movies
Then at least eat your yoghurt.
How much am I offered for this soup? I am not a soup fan.
Spooky or splatter?
Huuuge difference!Soup is ideal for every occasion
I would happily be paid in soup.
Horror movies never really work on me. I just find them boring. Jump scares might make me jump some of the time, but it doesn’t actually scare me, it’s just the surprise factor and my working reflexes. I think if I’m drinking soup I’ll be able to suppress that reflex. Probably.
You’ll have to pay me to watch the horror movie, but I’ll pay to add the soup. Call it even?
10.000€
