He’s got a “huge fuckin’ guy” theory.

Better when perspective is included in parsing this image: the message on each shirt is for the other person, not the wearer. 😜

It’s a lowbrow erection joke 🙈

Is _o1_o a rating?

“urine-iss”

Sorry, what era do you think the original hypothetical is in, exactly?

You seem to be assuming the human attempting to enter said vessel is somehow augmented to enable transit in those conditions (much less survive the initiating blast/breach), among other sophomoric assumptions.

I truly don’t have time or bandwidth to hand-in-hand walk you through this. 🤌🏼

otters *

You’re welcome.

I mean, isn’t that just shelf-stabilized 'Murican pulmonary fluid?

I’m sorry, do you have any concept of displacement? I’m having trouble pinpointing your level of cognitive disconnect, honestly.

🫣 😶

Stay in school, kids. 🥲

They meant well, maybe?

I mean… If they could sleep through that… 🫡

^{ahem. the drops of lotion. ↑}

FWIW, it’s about as close to “all natural” as US corps feasibly get (see link), but I totally hear ya. 🤓

FYI: Simple Green is a cleaner and melts bugs in real-time (ngl, kinda morbid, watching them contort in obvious agony) — with the added bonus of it being prohibitive to the same returning to the area anytime soon. (Pro-tip, I’ve found it to still be super effective at dilutions of 1:5-10, and a 5gal jug goes for ~$30.)

Oh, and PSA: many common ant species found in homes are “opportunistic” nesters that will split off from the main community when it suffers sufficient losses… Thereby multiplying the fronts on which your battle is fought as well as streamlining their troop production & resistance. 😶 Just sayin’. Do your research FIRST.

Thafuq?

Flagged.

YESCHEF

Don’t feed the trogs. ✊🏼

Something tells me he’d agree if reflective surfaces weren’t all he could see. No basis for comparison, can’t weigh in. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I’m tryin’, man. Honest.