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Is that Matt & Marisha?

I… feel like I’m there. Thank you. Now, I don’t have to actually go. 😶😅

Press 88 for US gubmnt

FTFY

That’s how statistics can often work.

1. Money dictates the target result and the data pool,
2. Then, their experts sift through the bagged & tagged bullshit according to their work contracts (ie. implied threats) before
3. Publishing the best-fitting oracular kernels they’ve dutifully polished and arranged, per spec.
4. We, the people, hork it down and move along.

What’s the theme song on your carnie ride today?

As long as they find their own pocket rocks, I think we’re peachy.

“Bless the User and His water. Bless the Coming and Skeeting of Him. May this passage drain His sword. May He always give the tool to His people, and they be worthy”.

NGL, kinda feels like trying to have a picnic with The Eye of Sauron towering above. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I believe that’s pronounced “Oofda” out there.

FWIW, I grew up in a similar area and have countless memories of insane “unusually high” snowfall —including, but not limited to: sledding from the garage roof edge down to the street, and rocketing between neighbors’ homes across the way; building 2-3 story snow forts (buckets, etc. for igloo-style brick molds) on the cul-de-sac from the plow’s traditional one-and-done efficiency; leaving the bus stop because I couldn’t feel my toes, fingers, nose; competing with schoolmates on who could make the coolest icicles from wet hair in the open air; etc.

Whatever the area in question is “known” for being challenging on, just keep in mind that 2nd-5th* place entries are very very close behind. 😅

You know I gotta ask… how little are they?

You know you’re in the Midwest when the mosquitoes treat you like an equal. Prey, sure, but with a neighborly “we’re all stuck here, bud” sorta vibe. All 666 trillion of them.

Well something I have experience in! Nothing…

C’mon… too easy. 🤣

Truth. I was raised in the deep snow, and when first seeing Bane’s iconic line delivered on-screen, I snickered at his puny claim in comparison.

Beware the chancla! 😱👻

Honestly? I’d recommend the other lateral direction, instead. Northern Oregon & Washington are far better in many (most?) ways and don’t seem nearly as risky a bet re: future livability politics-wise. 🤌🏼

I mean, the fact that they didn’t return me in a pine box for that price was kinda surprising, but I was grateful and decided not to tempt The Fates further.

Apropos of nothing, flew with them from Köln to Liverpool for €0.99! The taxes/fees were 4x that, sure, but the total airfare was < €10.

I didn’t say that I willingly flew with them again since, but it happened. 😅🤪

At that size, it better be paying the bills.

Keeps?! How? They didn’t cover that in Sex Ed. 😶

Mr. Glass?