Even reading his name’s a journey.
He sleeps upside-down like a bat and roams the woods of North Left Cascadia at night, foraging for wolves. This is the way.
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1·9 days agoIt’s easily his best film
That’s a rather low bar, NGL. 😅
Yeah, the Shamalayan “twist” is that halfway through every flick, the creative flow becomes an untethered spray. Picture, if you will, a olde-timey grinder producing a length of sausage when suddenly, the casing comes loose… so the crank doubles its speed. How M. Night’s movies get made. 😶 (If you look closely, stamped into the steel there is the ShamaWurst logo.)
That’s some stupid plaster made from pulp of that shit script and frothy fan spittle.
4·11 days agoOutlook Not So Good…
Yeah, along with rechargeable batteries. 🤌🏼
Shit. Sorry! I meant to phrase the latter bit as aimed at the various morons gathered above, not you specifically. I really shouldn’t scroll when I’m so damn tired I can’t type cogently. 🫠
Essentially? Animals aren’t “horny”. That’s a human construct. Nature DGAF about our hairless monkey noises and clever tools that we use to name things. Creatures do alllll sorts of “fucked up” things all the time, and have been for far longer than bones’ve existed. 🤓😅
That said, this thread is radioactive AF, and I’m sorry for any confusion I contributed to. I do my best to be an advocate for the Platinum Rule, and the async mode of comms inherent to forums like ours isn’t exactly helping foster understanding & community at the moment. 🤦🏼♂️🫡
Yes, this, thank you. I was way overdue for sleep at the time, sorry. 🙇🏼♂️🥹
Incorrect. The natural world DGAF about your ethics or feelings or genders or needs or starry-eyed Disney-glittered wishes.
Read a fucking book.Sorry, I’d meant to aim that at the fuckery going on further up the thread, not in reply to the comment directly above. 🙏🏼
The grossest, really.
23·13 days agoAre you having a stroke, son?
That’s literally agnosticism 🤦🏼♂️
It’s not glamorous work, but someone’s gotta keep these timelines tidy… 🤷🏼♂️
0·15 days agostraight A’s
Well, at least you’re creative with your choice of punctuation across the board. 😅🤷🏼♂️
Your chosen metaphor for a good fart is a food one? Uh… That’s nasty. 😅🥹
History has a different view…
Are you trolling this hard? FFS.
Don’t patronize. 🖕🏼
FTFY