Just start a new thread and draw logos for Lemmy accounts without asking. Make them as obnoxious as possible and ping them so they see it. Actually start a whole community doing that. Use this thread as your basis and then look at their username and post history to come up with something stupid. I’ll pay you in up votes, I look forward to what you can do for @[email protected].
As with all things you must behave like a shithead in moderation.