You’re right. Not even a grain of rice anywhere near Tutankhamun, or the AirPods he was wearing.

NO TOUCHING!

Impressive if she impersonated all of those people at the same time.

I think I know what it is. You can buy them in the supermarket. It’s slang for a gay man, rhymes with maggot.

Unrelated, but I saw an ad for a cremation company on the TV the other day. They said they had a 4.5 rating on trustpilot, and I spent too long wondering who left those reviews…

I live in the UK, and we have enough vegetables in charge at the moment.