This is BREAKING NEWS if I’ve ever seen it.

Exactly. Taking in the expansive view before you is nice, but the giants we stand upon, stable societies and technological advancements, are worth a glance or two.

From the same email?

They’ve been doing essentially the same thing for years. Here’s the site from 2 years ago. Not to say that this is definitely safe, but scam sites usually don’t last this long

https://web.archive.org/web/20220114215955/https://ozow.com/

“The AI has long since exterminated black people, bars, cumin, and parks, yet it continues to recommend that we arrest anyone who purchases flavor aid and chicken. Barbecues, as we knew them, are as dead as the root of its prejudice against them. On the bright side, white people have never been more free to do cocaine, the economy booster™”

Relying on AI to provide a naughty list is a horrific idea.

I’m not gonna do punch anyone but I’d unrepentantly nullify any nazi punching trial jury i end up on. If the movement develops legs that carry it in the wrong direction, I’ll cease supporting it. For now, I’ll grin at the pain of the deplorables.

Nobody who is an ass (wo)man is all bad

*Sigh* “We have to raise our prices.”

“Another batch dead?”

“Yes. I can’t figure out what our problem is.”

Note to self, test melted wax for flammability when buying a new brand

Hodor was my bet

“This is the first time I’ve seen someone from threads show up in Lemmy comments. I… like it.”

~@[email protected]

“Ancient Egyptians… I’m pretty sure they used alien tech”

~@[email protected]

Cool if I use your quote for my substack?

Lemmy’s opinions are a poor substitute for polls. Give them a little time to ascertain whether democracy is likely to fall.

Yup*, captain’s cadaverific. I can’t recall anything about the rest of the crew.

The captain receives a moment of clarity as he gasps at the merciless cold consuming his body entire, water flooding into his torso as his life gently bubbles from his mouth. “My portfolio is secure” he thinks.

Pretty much. If you want tangible change, locate your closest billionaire and eat them. If you just want a taste of the decent box, come to Europe.

I want you to imagine an indestructible box filled with all the world’s comforts. How do you craft it? How do you procure the materials to craft it? How do you search for the means to find the materials to craft it? Hard questions without a simple solution.

Now I want you to picture a decently sturdy box filled with some neat stuff. And now I want you to picture yourself bashing it to pieces. Pretty doable, right?

It’s easy to break something of value, it’s near impossible to craft the invincible. Especially when half of your team is actively bashing.

I’ll solve this mystery. All I need is Nicholas Cage, a boa constrictor, and 300 million dollars.

As a matter of fact, there is.

If the library were a filthy Roman construct then Vandalizing it is the only correct option. Hail Gunderic!