“Whoa, nice Cartman costume!”

Vegetarian (nearly vegan)/not doxxing myself because I piss many people off unintentionally. Flies are my most consistent concern. So long as the food was shielded from insects and extended temperatures above 25c/70f, I really don’t care to put it away urgently. Tupperware is just exhausting to use. Soup standing overnight isn’t a strange sight, but I eat my leftovers promptly

It wasn’t, the ban message mentions Reddit guidelines. That means there were mods and they were considered active (account/mod activity within the last 6 months)

No profit to be made with that, and fixed costs are still fixed. Why make an efficient static page for 6 dollars per month when you can make several hundred pages with AI and make 15 cents?

Excellent prank tool, if nothing else. “Honey, I swear I wasn’t railing scores of whores. I have no idea where the vibrator came from! Please don’t leave, I’ll do anything. Please, I’ve been working so hard to keep us afloat, and we do date night every other night and I love you and the kids. You started smiling again, Jimmy isn’t setting fires anymore, and Alissa is going to graduate soon. Please, just don’t go!”

Ha, classic

Definitely shoot them some messages or emails. You deserve clarity on this, and so do they.

I chose to subject myself to the video so now you must do so as well

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FwHmgFgm_fc

You’re certain that these videos haven’t been unlisted by the uploader themselves, right?

1 “Haha, you know, every man’s wondering the same thing. We gotta know! But just between us, you think he gave his date big cummies? An overflowing specimen jar? Intentional ejaculation for the purpose of animal pleasure or procreation? Insemination with live, wriggling gametes?”

2 “Yes”

1 “Oh man, you’re so nasty! This is a Christian network, man!”

The answers are phrased very matter of factly, and are often wrong. The information they’re derived from is often incorrect or contradictory, so it does its best to reconcile its inputs but there’s no way to do so. AI will lack the ability to take a holistic look at these questions for decades.

The silliest are the opinions, which it pulls from only a few comments on a topic and offers with the cadence of a scientific paper. “Blue has been observed to be the best color.” It’s ridiculous.

I mean, it’s a corpo that acquiesced. They don’t care about rights or vindication or freedom, they just care about line go up. This is good advice for average people, but does not make the line go up.

Nah, you’re just in a den of overly literal people. I’ve long since abandoned using sarcasm here.

It’s perfectly fine to be frustrated, but please avoid demeaning others. I couldn’t detect sarcasm in either comment, so I read them straight. Lemmy is so averse to sarcasm that I can rarely notice it when it’s there. Were you initially speaking sarcastically?

You’re not making much sense to me. I ask this sincerely and without prejudice or malice. Are you feeling alright? Do you believe that having someone to talk to might help?

Because I don’t want to interact with them outside of very specific, and sporadic, questions. Their presence is an active detriment to me. Let them go back to truth social.

Is it common for breast implants to have nipples? I’ve only ever seen two shapes, and neither had nips

First time I played a vr horror game, my stomach dipped and grumbling as the eerie atmosphere left me uneasy. I’d never played alien isolation before then, so it was two new experiences in one. It was going alright until I heard something directly behind me and in one motion jumped and tumbled over my couch and filled the room with defensive fear flatulence.

The headset was still on and controllers in my hands, and I was paralyzed between avoiding death by alien, and trying to avoid throwing the expensive electronics preventing my escape, all the while quietly screaming. Which is to say, yeah, I agree, go slow.

What’s with masto’s spontaneous drop in posts and contemporaneous rise in users about a month ago?

Give your account to a European user and have them order Reddit to delete everything via gdpr.

I get the feeling lemmy.today might have some republican admins