There is no way someone could hallucinate such a boring dystopia.
You dont know the banality of my id
You used a word that has “anal” in it.
Point: me
Hey it’s me, I’m you from the year 2028. The only way out is to take more lsd but we didn’t realize it soon enough and now global warming (we’re calling it that again) has made the necessary ingredients impossible to source. You have to take a lot more acid right now in order to break out.
Godspeed traveler.
Oh shit. Do I listen?
I mean it seems irresponsible not to.
You dont have to be responsible for me. I just have questions, yo.
FWIW, it’s the shrooms that’ve always hidden treasure for me in the hairline-fractures of reality. I’d be more likely to listen to the cracks in the walls than a colossal T-Rex knockoff… especially in 2028. 😶
scans the endless, post-apoc horizon for bawksign 😅
It’s July 23, 2005. You haven’t taken any acid yet.
I probably wouldn’t try to convince you that it’s not a hallucination, but rather ask “so what if it is?”.
For example, I’m fairly sure that I’m not currently tripping, but I am also certain that my brain is the ultimate unreliable narrator. How do I know if any of this is real, or ever has been real? What does “real” even mean? Honestly, I don’t know, but ultimately it doesn’t change anything about how I choose to act in life
The rabbits are judging you.
I have pet rabbits and they absolutely were judging me while I was on shrooms
But rabbits are always judgemental little bastards so they can suck itttt.
Actually, I’d rather YOU convince me it isn’t.
Dude. That table lamp. Something’s fucky about it, don’t you think? I can’t quite put my finger on it.
˙ssᴉɯɐ sʞool ƃuᴉɥʇʎuɐ ɹǝɥʇǝɥʍ ƃuᴉǝǝs puɐ ʇuǝɯuoɹᴉʌuǝ ɹnoʎ ƃuᴉuᴉɯɐxǝ ʎq ʎlqɐqoɹd 'ƃuᴉʇɐuᴉɔnllɐɥ ǝɹ,noʎ ɹǝɥʇǝɥʍ llǝʇ ʎllɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ʎluO ˙plnoɔ I ʇɐɥʇ ǝɹns ʇou ɯ,I
Yeah… I’mma try to convince myself that I am part of that hallucination, and all this shitballs that’s been happening the past 6 years was part of it and nothing is real.
Are you on a permo? A permanent trip?
https://youtu.be/BHbZD68SGoEnobody could make this up alone, so we’re all in this illusion together, i guess
Considering I was born on 2005-07-22 (on Lemmy and in RL), that would be a very good explanation for life.
Born in 2005? Shouldn’t you be in like, middle-
Oh fuckkkkkkkkkk
“You shouldn’t have said that. Now, everyone’s laughing at you behind your back. And there’s a spider in your hair.”
Calm down there Satan.