Shut the fuck up Donny.

At first, I didn’t understand the term trailer queen, and thought it had something to do with trailer parks.

Even the AI was speechless after listening to his bullshit.

If they served the best pizza in town, I would join your flight. But all they have to offer is women who want to talk with other women. If you are not a woman, I don’t see what you think you would contribute.

Someone who is a snake can’t be trusted.

Of course the word bitch, a female dog.

An Econo Lodge in San Antonio. The guy changing the bloody sheets wasn’t very happy that I took pictures.

Same here. If it ever got lost or I had to pick it up from the post office, it’d be pretty hard to prove I’m Fred Flintstone.

Well, I know I say it often, but there’s never any money exchanged.

Go to where you sign into those accounts and do it the old fashioned way.

In the case of zombies, however I end up, I’ll know it’s because of what I did. Nowadays, it feels like I’m the only one who isn’t involved in deciding my fate.

You are what we humans consider as the least intelligent life there is

Yeah. I get that a lot.

Hold up. I’m pretty sure things that already exist don’t count.

Probably not sorry enough to stop pretending to be a teenage boy.

Forget this predator.

I had so much fun with hyper card! We had to use it in my programming class, I made a small text based RPG out of it!

Number Munchers

This one is disappointed with Maiq’s use of pronouns.

You’re overthinking it. Is everyone having fun? Then it’s all good. When you find a guy who you connect with on a deeper level, go for it.

Spicy food never has an effect on me once it’s done burning my mouth.

Maybe there were a few times that it felt a little spicy coming out, but that’s very rare.

While we’re on the topic, is there like an online form I can fill out to request an invasion from another country?

Come on, Europe, flush out these fascists and let us fill England’s spot!