I am honestly impressed at Trump’s unending ability to find new and impressive ways to inform the entire world of just how much of a tiny little bitch he is, day after day.

But it’s an ugly planet! A bug planet! I don’t wanna!

Substitute “Baptist” for “Christian,” and you just exposed my entire extended family.

“Don’t look now, but i think we’ve got a Doolittle.”

Can confirm. Am Sagittarius; am asshole.

You get to pay for commercials.

“Set the tone!”

“Oh shit! That’ll get us high for-”

“I know. Hours.”

Ah, a fellow 'chucker!

Keep practicing!

It should match the amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck.

Blaine is a pain.

Another zinger!

And “shag?” Really? You can curse on the fucking Internet, Mr. Powers.

Hey hey Felix! Back with your shit takes again, i see!

Another way of seeing it is they’re pissed about a service not working as advertised.

Examples for your reading comprehension impaired self:

So I look at their docs and they state that safari should be able to play 4k full quality (yk, the thing I’m fucking paying for)

On Netflix’s own fcking website it states that edge should be able to play 4k no issue

Obviously they’re the stupid ones for simply believing what the company stated. Next time they’ll know to ask you for your input first!

Like Paul Bunyan walking around on pool cues.

We’re talking about a being that causes untold suffering for profit. Aka, a bloodsucker.

You don’t speak for everyone. Kiddo.

You don’t get out very often.

I’m liking the change I’m seeing: fewer CEOs.

Can’t murder a cockroach. Or a mosquito. Or a leach, or a bedbug, or a flea. You exterminate those.

Look around. Read the room. You don’t speak for “everyone,” kiddo.