What’s the over-under that the salary was also “calculated mediocrity…?”

After they unionized? No way.

I think we’re all missing the most important question here: where do you get someone small enough to work the countertop banana stand?!?

Yes.

Depends. Fast casual, usually just follow someone on the floor for a shift. Fine dining on a cruise ship? That was three weeks, minimum.

So, all in all, roughly triple what your average, “skilled” law enforcement officer gets here in the states.

Not so essential immediately afterwards, tho.

How about “people we’re allowed to look down on that simultaneously keep society moving along?”

Surgery is just cutting people. I’m sure i could learn it in a day.

Try it, then shit talk

Work six months as a waiter, and tell me there’s no skill involved.

“Cryptocurrency” and “entrepreneur” are two words often used by highly punchable people. Using them together should be considered a war crime.

I see your boss battle, and raise you a Boss Wave.

Your perspective is very generous to Elon. “It’s a cheap part, why would they omit it? Probably it was some dumb kid working there”.

What’s the opposite of occam’s razor? The most convoluted, unbelievable answer full of assumptions is the correct one? Because it seems like rumba is operating from there.

You’re either taking to a fanboy or Elon on ket. You ain’t gettin’ through.

I am honestly impressed at Trump’s unending ability to find new and impressive ways to inform the entire world of just how much of a tiny little bitch he is, day after day.

But it’s an ugly planet! A bug planet! I don’t wanna!

Substitute “Baptist” for “Christian,” and you just exposed my entire extended family.

“Don’t look now, but i think we’ve got a Doolittle.”

Can confirm. Am Sagittarius; am asshole.

You get to pay for commercials.

“Set the tone!”