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SSTF@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 11 days ago

You're being sold as an action figure. What 2 accessories do you come with?

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You're being sold as an action figure. What 2 accessories do you come with?

SSTF@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 11 days ago
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    Anxiety and depression

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      Lol beat me to it

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    A pillow and my phone

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      Inaction figure.

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        Brilliant! I’ll have to make one now!

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    Can of beer and a bowling ball

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      Not a toilet?

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        Obviously you’re not a golfer.

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          Nice marmot.

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      A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.

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    Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

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      What makes the green grass grow?

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    Weed vape and this bad boy

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    Tears and toilet paper.

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    A hat and buyer’s remorse.

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    Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

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      Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude

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    the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

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      Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?

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        Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.

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    Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    A knife. And another knife.

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      I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!

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    Action keyboard and action mouse.

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      i would like to upgrade to the Power Glove™ pls

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    My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

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    Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint

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    Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

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      Those gummi bears are sus.

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        What do you mean? Why would I put LSD in my gummi bears?

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