Does entropy have a knife?

For anyone keeping count, that’s about a day and a half per week.

That’s a whole other hydra head to deal with…

It’s a harsh quote, but it gets the point across: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” Carlin was right, and it applies here. Sure, half of us may be able to adequately identify what we should and shouldn’t eat, but there is another half that can’t. With proper education we can change that, but right now corporations educate better through commercials than schools do through lectures. We have to maintain oversight because the evil of capitalism will choose profit over people every time.

I played dominoes with a bunch of Cubans that didn’t speak English, and I spoke very little Spanish. By the 3rd bottle of rum we all understood each other perfectly.

Lol, in my tiny ass hometown it was just tables without ashtrays.

ET: “Phone home.”

Later…

ET: “Execute order 66.”

Someone found a place that wasn’t constantly monitored by CCTV, crazy.

Nice marmot.

Can you hear choral music in the background? Does it absolutely slap?

That is a citizen’s arrest, though, and follows different penal codes.

Final Fantasy XIV has only been out for… Hmm… Well, yeah, I guess it’s gonna be one of those days.

I’m all for equality. Equality doesn’t punch down, though. The rules don’t get to punish one group first and then say, “Well, we’ll get to that other group, too. Don’t worry about them.” If there isn’t equality throughout, then it’s just favoritism. If Reddit wants to have rules, then Reddit should abide by them at all times. If you think it requires too much effort to police that site, post something that falls hard left, and something that falls hard right, and see which one gets removed first. The site, as its core, is unequal.

Sure, but all of the double speak and dancing around words that the right does goes unpunished on the site.

This is some of the best news I’ve heard all day.

There were so many calls to “Let Mel come back,” promising that his outbursts weren’t a real problem anymore and he was on the way to recovery. Nope. Don’t believe that shit. Second chances are dead now, thanks to cunts like him and these other fucks that have squandered the goodwill of the people. Gibson isn’t done doing harm. He will be a piece of shit until he dies, which can’t come soon enough. Fuck him and the entire tribe of fuckwads that spout the same and similar nonsense. They are a blight on humanity.

The genie saved you from a lifetime of back pain and the potential of a stroke every time you lose your erection.

This comment right here. This is what he’s talking about.

I want this this person playing the piano in my tavern.