Sounds like you watch a lot of porn…

Exactly. And if we could stop the storm… Wouldn’t that be great?

All facebook users deserve to be slapped repeatedly to wake them up from the reality they’ve imposed on themselves.

Do you.npt see the irony there?

How tf are you talking about the positives of the Internet while people are getting abused because of it? Bandwidth being higher allows them to spy on you more effectively. Availability hasn’t changed enough for that to be relevant unless you’re talking about spaceX. Which is owned by possibly one of the most evil people in american history.

If I had my way, the Internet never would have existed. Despite the positives, I feel it’s done more harm than good. It had the capacity to do great things and yet we used it to spread misinformation and evil. There is no benefit worth the evil that’s happened due to giving everyone a voice. “Freedom” doesnt come from some obnoxious cunt ranting from their $80,000 truck drivers seat. Burn them, burn them now and let’s move forward.

“precious tax payers money shouldn’t go to unused subscriptions to junk science”

Ahh yes, but it should be used to make the incomprehensibly wealthy, even more wealthy. I really wish there was a god.

Here’s my secret: I don’t fly anymore.

looks around desperately for boxy 80s cars “phew!” I exclaim, whilst not noticing the Tesla wiggling it’s ass in the bushes while stalking me.

It’s a meme stock. Game stop on ketamine.

Because Elon has far more influence than intelligence.

I have as much of a chance in the trunk of a mob owned Chevy celebrity as I do in a Tesla. At least I can try to talk the mob down.

Right before it wile E. coyote’d itself.

Manual override: on.

“don’t call me a snowflake, YOU’RE the snowflake!”

Thrill seekers gonna seek thrills.

And stroke.

Still tough, I average like 5 hrs of sleep. Even if you’re exhausted, your body just doesn’t want to sleep in the day. So you wind up being some kind of witch doctor, where you have to perform this bizarre ritual with sage smoke and a sacrifice with a bone knife… Sometimes it works, sometimes you summon Caligula. I didn’t sleep that day, but my neighbors no longer pester me about mowing the lawn at 7 AM.

God damnit, that’s me right now as I sit in the parking lot at work.

My Miata says hi.