The prosecution lawyer is going to argue that evidence could have been faked. Then it comes down to how convincing the jury find that argument. Personally I’d say that you could have been using a VPN to make it appear that you were accessing Youtube from home or that you left your phone at home and just left Youtube auto playing or ran some sort of automation to search for and play videos.

2 out of 4 ain’t bad, but there’s still a little time left for me.

Hell no. Case and screen protector always. The glass screen protector is also a privacy screen, I’ve cracked one so far in like 5 years. My case also holds my card.

Snake? Snake! Nooooooooooo!

So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?

Yea even if I was the guy in this scenario there’d be like a 30 second gap between each word where I’m trying to catch my breath.

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God I love Monkey Dust. Can’t believe it ended 20 years ago now.

“I never done it, I only said I done it so they’d take me bellend oot’a the Magimix.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkaXuC5hrCE

My cousin’s wedding was at her friend’s farm that had signs saying “Beware of the geese” all over the place. I thought they were a joke but apparently their dogs are too friendly to guard the property so they normally have a colony of guard geese that roams around and is very violent.

Can’t find a clip but this reminds me of the Pirate from Venture bros that was hooked on tranq darts.

Also the capsules that are in Kinder Surprise eggs are great for smuggling drugs in your bum. A perfect circle.

I’ve been on here for 2 years and haven’t had any 🥺

I’m guessing something’s gone wrong with some sort of automation posting to the wrong community. But yea that could have been awkward if I’d opened Lemmy at work.

I could be wrong but something tells me this was posted in the wrong community.

I keep a tight hold on this spiky ass of mine…

Yea, good strong chin.

I wondered that too, but I think it would have ! at the end to imply that if the banana did want that to happen.

3000 grams, otherwise known as 3kg.