It was bright carpeted floors that inspired this post.
Gothic architecture. So much extra work to sculpt all the spires, gables, grotesques and archways, for zero added functionality. But they look dope as fuck.
Incidentally I hate brutalist architecture.
That’s a good one! The level of detail in gothic architecture is insane and gorgeous. I love seeing curves and rounded shapes in architecture in general. As for brutalism, I’ve seen some creative things done with this style too, although of course its advantages are durability and affordability rather than aesthetics. The modern minimalist trend in architecture where everything is beige/white/grey is what I dislike most.
Fully agree! It’s so much work and so incredible to look at and admire. Art deco too for the same reasons.
Steam locomotives!!! Maybe not the full intent of this thread, but they’re terrible for the environment, inefficient, complicated as hell, and SO COOL!
I’m guessing that in 50 years people will feel this way about internal combustion engines as well. A lot of the time the more efficient technologies get, the more boring, as all the energy is going into their actual purpose and not chugga-chugga sounds.
Indeed, you’re surely right. Pour one out for the big boys.
related, steam turbine locomotives! they never really took off, but they’re amazing!
An antique Victorian or Queen Anne house. I love the towers, the gingerbread charm, the corbels and fascias and all the little crinkly bits. The rich old wood interiors with tin ceilings and plaster medallions, hand carved staircases and crown mouldings.
However I am never going to be able to afford the absurd cost of retrofitting one to be energy efficient, and I know the quirks of odd room sizes, antiquated floor plans and non-standard sized things like weird door heights and window widths would drive me absolutely insane. So I’ll admire them from afar
However I am never going to be able to afford the absurd cost of retrofitting one to be energy efficient,
Is that even an option? In my experience they leak so much it’s more like a pile of sticks than a modern envelope. You’d have to, like, add a whole other layer to the inside or outside, or take it all apart and rebuild it to actual geometric standards.
You’d have to, like, add a whole other layer to the inside or outside
That is, actually what they do, by my understanding. If the house isn’t brick, then when you need to replace the siding they will actually put an entirely new layer of sheathing on over the outside, something like Zip R that has poly-iso foam insulation and acts as an air barrier. They then can put siding back on that fits the original look of the house, hopefully using architectural elements and details that were saved from teardown.
Another way is to go from the inside, and rip out the walls to the studs while saving trim pieces and put in new insulation and replace the horsehair plaster with drywall. Then you’ll be dealing with special ordering non-standard modern double glazed windows in weird sizes, because if you wanted to use the standard window sizes you can’t use your beautiful old growth mahogany trim pieces lovingly carved for your whacky leaky windows.
The attic is often not that bad to insulate because there should be relatively few cut-ins and blown in cellulose can go everywhere, but then you miss out on your perfect gothic “Wednesday’s room” unless you want to spend even more money trying to figure out how to get all of those turret towers and vaulting and weird rooflines into your envelope.
Yes, I’ve thought about this scenario lol.
Please don’t kill me. I actually like the way cybertrucks look.
I would never own one for innumerable reasons, though.
I remember when I first saw them, the cyberpunk aesthetic was interesting.
Having seen them in real life though, the fog machines and laser light show were definitely doing a lot of heavy lifting.
In real life they look out of place and instead of looking cyberpunk they end up looking more retro-futurism.
To me, at least, as someone that likes the cyberpunk aesthetic, I was kinda excited for the cybertruck too. If not for it specifically, than for it opening the door for other people to adopt more sci-fi designs.
Sadly every time I see one in person I think it may have set things back instead of moving them forward.
My orange cat
cyberdecks. they’re basically unusable as daily devices since they’re just made to look cool… but they look cool
This is the exact thought I had as I saw this post.
I’m currently building one out of an ammo can with a raspberry pi and an ungodly amount of squeezing and CAD work.
Very much inspired by this guy’s buiild:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qo-nNeZTQE
My current progress:
https://i.imgur.com/k1WUoJb.png
that’s sick
White pants. I am not qualified to wear them, not careful enough, not neat enough, I always mess them up. But I love them!
Agree with old cars. I had a gorgeous mustang from 1967, a three speed manual, the clutch not hydraulic, no power steering. Hard to drive (I didn’t trust many people with it) , broke down All The Fucking Time, was a wildly impractical car but oh what a looker. My car now I bought new in 2014, Honda Accord Sport 6 speed manual and I hope it’s my last, it’s beautiful too and better made, just enough tech to be good not bad, one day it will be vintage, I don’t drive much anymore.
Shaved legs, there’s literally no practical benefit and it’s so much effort but even if I wear long pants just having the knowledge I haven’t shaved makes me so uncomfortable.
Shaved legs, there’s literally no practical benefit
Pro cyclists would argue with you on that point. Probably swimmers and runners, too.
Hairless bodies have less wind/water resistance. 💁♂️
If you can spare a spa day once every couple of months, you can try sugar waxing at home. The smoothness lasts way longer than shaving and it’s more gentle on the skin (and easier to clean) than normal waxing. After a few years of that my hair stopped growing back on my calves, and I haven’t had to shave there in a long time.
I might try that. I’ve not heard about sugar waxing before
Laser hair removal is a good long term solution for this.
Yeah that’s very high on my list of things to do once I have more money. Hopefully my hair is dark enough for it to work
Slightly lowered cars, I love the look, but they are almost always less comfortable, harder to drive in certain places (steep driveways, potholes, etc).
It’s a total waste of money, but I love how it looks when a wheel properly fills an arch and the air dam is that bit closer to the road.
Fountain pens. I very rarely write anything, but goddamn do I appreciate the artisanship of the pen itself, the myriad of inks to choose from, along with the physical sensation of writing on nice paper.
I write a lot of things on paper for notes. I found that when I write with a cheap ballpoint, I’m pressing down hard to get the ink to work right, and it cramps up my hand in short order.
With a fountain pen, you can’t press down hard. You’d ruin the nib if you did that. You need to learn to slow down a bit and glide over the paper. Your notes will tend to be more readable as a result.
The main issue becomes weight balance. I find I don’t want to put the cap on the other end, because that puts a lot of weight on that side and my hand will get tired from holding it up.
It all works very nice when it comes together. You do want to wait for the ink to dry so it doesn’t smudge. That’s the one real cost.
If you don’t want to do all the cleaning and ink maintenance of a fountain pen, then I’ve found Ohto ballpoints to be a good alternative. Still have to wait for the ink to dry, but they glide across the page with minimal pressure. When someone borrows one of mine, I warn them not to press down too hard, and they’re surprised when that works very well.
Writing implements in general: pencils (mechanical and not), pens, fountain pens and anything in between.
It’s ironic, since I’m a programmer and it’s way more usable to just take notes on the computer (easier editing, linking, organization and searching).
Orange. Shag. Carpet.
Yes, it’s a bitch to clean. Yes, it traps every particle of dirt that wafts into the room. Yes, to almost everyone other than me and some equally damaged enthusiasts, it looks god awful.
But if I could carpet my whole house with it without that being grounds for divorce, I’d be doing it right now. It’s the feeling between the toes, top-tier. I can’t explain it - it’s not like I grew up with it - but there’s something about orange shag specifically that screams “comfy” to me.
If not friend, why friend shaped?
He’ll kill you on sight just to take the first word in your username without the s.
You talking that weird orange with the bits of brown in it they used in the 70s?
You talking that high maintenance, orange brown shag?
You talking that deranged, I’ll never-have-to-clean-it-myself carpeting?
Best shit ever.
My best friend bought a house that was last redecorated in the 70s, and had been unoccupied (but maintained and cleaned regularly) since the early 80s. I loved that carpet so much. Eventually we pulled it up and redid her hardwood floors, but my God did I miss that carpet when it was gone
Awwww yeaahh…that’s the good shit.
In my very last move with my parents, I almost got to have my dream room - wood paneling, old 70s orange-brown shag with pilling like a lawn in need of mowing, the works. I was staying behind in the old city a month longer than them, but I begged them to keep it exactly as is.
I moved in to find it was replaced with beige, boring carpet, with almost no pill to speak of. I was devastated.
They did you dirty, my friend. I’m so sorry. I will observe a moment of silence for your loss
My kind of people 🤝
Love a good shag.
“Lookin’ for a good shag with the missus, gov’ner?”
Me, with my wife in the carpet store “Please leave us alone, it was hard enough getting her to come”.
“But didja manage?”
“Hell yeah!”
And then we high five, I buy my carpet, and turn around only to notice both my wife and car are gone and never coming back. And I’m left to hump that shag down the road myself.
[This was fun]
The Cybertruck. It’s dangerous, wasteful, impractical, and sold by a Nazi, but I actually like the appearance.
Liked the look until I got up close and personal. It’s all bulk! The inside is cramped, for what it is, and the “bed” is laughable.
Interesting how many upvotes this got. Mostly you just hear about how ugly they are.
It’s legitimately an out-of-the-box, eye-catching design. Probably because it’s so terrible for the actual purpose of the thing nobody else would have bothered.
From the very first one I saw in person, the wildly variable steps and gaps between panels was a big “nope”. The very long single wiper blade on the windshield also tickled my engineer brain as “nightmare to maintain”.
You’re right, on top of the other problems I mentioned, it also has poor quality control.
I agree for the front and side profiles, but from the back it is identical to a dumpster.
Awww
The little hand prints!
I think it looks like shit and I LIKE that it looks like shit. I’ll never have one, but maybe there is a parallel reality where we have woke Musk, and I can also afford one.
There are plenty of ugly cars that dont cost nearly as much and are still offensive.
Nissan Juke seems to make people unhappy, as does a Pontiac Aztek. Older and weirder, a GM u-body van like a Chevy Lumina APV, Buick’s last Riveria was shaped like a nicely tapered turd, Acura had the original ZDX that looked like a dog scrunched up to take a crap and the ugly beaky nose. People really hate the BMW 7 series that came out in 2001 for being ugly too. I’m guessing that they’re all broken by now since they were horrific junk, but if you do find one, they’re cheap.
None of those cars look like Playstation 1 cars. These are Playstation 2 AT WORST. I lust for a low poly SACK OF SHIT
You mean apart from myself right?
This guy lording over us that they don’t hate their appearance. /s
Tile or stone roof
Tile roof is durable as heck! https://roofsnap.com/blog/how-long-do-tile-roofs-last-what-roofers-need-to-know/
Dragons. How do people feed this thing !?
