dunno. Cant think of any.

As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones:

Fokje Modder

Which is a perfectly fine Dutch name, but it’s pronounced like ‘Fuck your mother’

Richard Trickle

Richard Head

Now find a good nickname for “Richard”

• Mike Ox-Long
• Hugh Jass
• Ben Dover
• Mike Hawk

In a surprise announcement the German airline Air Lingus announced they are merging with Connie Kalitta’s freight line Kalitta Air.

The new passenger/ freight line’s new name is:

Connie Lingus

The new airline’s tag line? “We go out of our way to lick the competition.”

Dick Turner

Hugh Jass.

Not my idea tho. I saw that name on the credits of a video game. Never found out if it was a joke or truly the name of some unfortunate soul.

Harry Baals, former Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana.

• Margaret “Peg” M. Harder
• Joy S. Cummings
• Mona Little

Hugh Mungus

Fellatia

Mike Hunt.