This is better than both of my suggestions. The only refinement I can suggest is,

“Plucking The Onion.”

That’s not bad, but I’m not sure it beats the other suggestion of, “Plucking the Onion.”

Edit: I misremembered, they actually said “Picking the Onion.”

I’m leaning towards either, “Fabricating The Onion,” or “Puking The Onion.” I think the first is a more accurate assessment of the situation though.

Edit: both my suggestions aren’t any good next to “Picking/Plucking The Onion.”

Brits don’t have peanut butter. I mean they do, but a tiny little 8oz jar is like £14. I only know this because peanut butter was one of the many things my British friends were interested in trying, damn near universally, when they came to visit.

I deduce from that, that the rest of this is fake, and therefore in 1998 The Undertaker threw Mankind 30 feet from the top of Hell in a Cell, through an announcers table and onto the concrete floor.

Stupid Sexy Taxy Flanders

Get tested early. Your mother’s dementia may not have been found till late stage. We have treatments for the earlier stages

Why would you want to rule the world? That hasn’t gone well for anyone that has attempted it, and just because you don’t age doesn’t mean you are bulletproof or explosives proof.

When does supercentarian hit? 100 or 110? Most of my ancestors (grandparents and older, my parents are in their 80s and still kicking) lived to be over 100, Great Aunt Mary made it to 111 or 112. Only one so far that died early was my mom’s dad, and he made it to 92.

https://youtu.be/0g5YdQzSKYs?si=9_j4B56r1UiK-B0Z

There is so much stupid shit that you can get away with in the military, I have never understood why anyone would even get close to breaking the fraternization rules. They literally give you a copy of the rulebook in boot camp! Did no one read the damn thing?

I was a Nuke though, so up to my neck in daily fires to put out. No time for a social life.

About tree fiddy leagues

A league being about tree fiddy miles.

They just copied SAAB.

They tried to give away a SAAB made anti-tank weapon with each vehicle purchase in the US in the 80s and 90s to bolster sales, but were told “that’s not a responsible reaction to road rage.”

Tell me you’ve never been to a punk show, without telling me you’ve never been to a punk show

Hugh Mungus

I doubt it. The Russians are still gonna want to try to beat the US at anything they can, and prove themselves on the global stage, but it may have been a cooperative venture, instead of competitive.

Go back to 1911 and convince Taft to concede the Republican nomination to Roosevelt. That allows Roosevelt to stomp Wilson, get the US into the war before Russia left, and get the war over with years earlier.

This prevents both Stalin and Hitler from rising to power, and prevents most of the European theater of WW2, as well as a host of other knock-on effects.

https://youtu.be/hLiI6kXZkZI?si=YJZMmkpOH4FZQiLt

I can totally clear up those details for you, but the details are rather extreme, so you get to decide.

Drawing that line there allows one to claim that Native Americans and other indigenous cultures aren’t “real” civilizations, and therefore their citizens aren’t “real people,” depending of course on the level of bigotry and conservative/religious ideology that one is promoting.

It’s basically ignoring at least 4,000 years of human civilization prior to that. The stone age is generally when people start talking about the origins of humans, despite us existing for a couple hundred thousand years prior to that.