It’s LA, nobody drives there, they all just sit in traffic.

If you want higher crime pay the criminals better!

Everytime I cross into Ohio I feel like I’m losing the will to live.

I would give you 10 words but it’s coffee time.

Just load it into the back of a van and stop random people outside the grocery store. That’s how I got my stereo.

Nooooo! Let me out! It smells in here.

I have poster syndrome. I constantly think I’m stuck in a work safety poster and I can’t get out.

Do it, but remember you can still get STDs so wrap it up.

Yeah I would say mine is equally driven to smother me as he is to eating. Unfortunately for me his tongue is similar to 25 grit sandpaper.

A farm channel I watch on YT solved his horsefly issue by wrapping the outside of a plastic garbage can with a roll of wide bug tape. Really made a difference and when it fills up you just tear it off and feed them to your chickens

Change the name to Star Trek and get a crew together composed of beings from around the universe and a black lady. To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, yadda yadda yadda…

I am a strict humanitarian. I only eat humans.

My Temu order coming in as expected

I had the same issue once and I solved it by adding more fans

If you visit harbin China they will think you are Russian, which is pretty much a wash. The worst part is the Russians will think you are Russian too and try to get you to drink with them. Unless you regularly down pints of vodka do NOT go drinking with Russians.

She probably feels the more involved we are with Israel vs Iran, the less involved we will be with Trump vs Americans. The lady has priorities on who she wants to die first.

Hmm, let’s see… I like Trump cause he totally doesn’t smell like shit like people say. He’s also the smartest man in America and not incredibly stupid like his college professors wrote. He’s also as ethical as an oil corporation. His spray tan is a lovely orange and does not make him look cheap, fat and trashy.

It’s the same suit he wore when he was 16 too.

He’s going to tariff tacos next

Well she and Kissinger had a competition going…