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$870k and no prime shipping? That’s a deal breaker!

Those socks you accuse your dryer of losing… Nope was just a cat trying to make you crazy

All I know is if I drink some coffee and eat a dozen donuts with it I no longer feel hungry. It’s my secret diet.

A second is long enough. It’s like 1000 milliseconds.

Thank you for your

If only we had a time machine. We could go back to 1998 and assassinate Joe Meme before he ever invented the damn things. That’s what I would do. Oh and take care of baby Hitler.

I know a guy who can get the job

The text is phishing and not an actual poll like people have suggested.

I did have an actual pollster come to my door the other day. I forget the organization but it was a political pollster and not a neutral one. Parties do their own polling too. Never asked my name or personal contact info. Just basic demographics: age, salary, children, etc. Then it was just who am I voting for in the different races, what I thought about their policy (favorable/unfavorable).

Then the last question was what was my most important issue for this election. 20 years ago I would have said net neutrality or the war in Iraq. In my older age I am more concerned with services for lower income people. You used to be able to fail and still find work and catch up. Now it just takes losing a job at the wrong time or an injury and you can easily become homeless. There is not the buffer their used to be, finding a temporary room rental for $300/no or less doesn’t exist. So I told them “increase funding for low income services” and that guy looked confused and had to type it in. I would guess almost everyone is answering inflation, war, or border crossings. I was just thinking of something that could do a lot of good tomorrow with less money than the wealth of our richest person.

Cy is the nickname of Cygnus X-1, a galactic X-ray source in the constellation Cygnus and roofing YouTube influencer.

Just like a Hilux it’s hard to tell what it is after a decade of abuse but it keeps on working. You haven’t bothered cleaning the limestone building up on it so far, why start now?

The games you have to grind for 1000 hours just to have anything worthwhile. I got to be able to turn it on and go Brrap Brrap Pew Pew!

Reddit referred me to Lemmy just like Digg referred me to Reddit and Slashdot to Digg

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I was going to recommend a blackalicious track.

As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones:

Some dude out there, smoking a bong right now, has a Flac of everything ever made. Piracy will save history

Go back to weekly baths and wear the same outfit every day without washing. Would benefit the environment, reduce slave labor in the fashion industry, and keep people away from me.

I’m fine with getting rid of the immigrants in America but it has to be all immigrants. European, every body. Got to get a visa from the native peoples if you want to stay and work. Hopefully they reject the racists.

I’d also add participate in local politics. There’s no law saying a 20 year old can’t be any elected official but president.

The only thing that is real is that ring