- “After some initial trouble, you will ascend to new heights” - Edit: just realised that’s a bit dark if it was Judas’s fortune… 
- “Hang in there! You’re going to really nail your next undertaking.” 
- So long. And thanks for all the fish. - And loaves. - It’s the most layered joke I’ve ever come up with. Pretty proud of it, ngl. - Rightly so. I laughed at the HHGG reference and then I got the second level and mentally applauded you :-) 
 
 
- Lol. 
 
- Given that Chinese fortunes aren’t fortunes and are usually proverbs…it’ll probably be something like “You can walk on water too, if it’s cold enough.” 
- “No fortune cookies for you! This is not America.” 
- “That wasn’t chicken” 
- “Even the closest of friends can sometimes hold betrayal in their hearts.” 
- “You will reunite with a friend” 
 “The bad times will be over quickly”
 “A sudden windfall will come your way”
- I just want to know if the loto numbers were any good. 
- in these dark times, people will see their fortune in you. you are their silver lining. 
- Nobody could tell, because they had no translation. 
- They probably weren’t literate. - 🏛️🗡️✝️👉👉 
 
- A stitch in time saves nine. 
- He who goes to sleep with itchy butthole wakes up with smelly finger 
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