Maybe someone prayed for it to be bullet proof and Big Papa had no say in it?
Maybe someone prayed for it to be bullet proof and Big Papa had no say in it?
Are you drinking your kin’s blood and tears?
My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.
Imagine that being your hero.
Please don’t tell her you beat me or she’ll do the same.
Is this true?
There’s no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There’s an inherent power discrepancy.
Also immortal. And hypersexual.
$10 says it happened once.
I’m only kidding. I know how sweaty she likes it.
Your mom likes to pork at room temperature.
That’s his penis holding the beer can.
He’s pasty white, but one of his personalities is black.
Also, hair stylists really should be more specific. You said you style hair, suddenly there’s a difference!?
That makes so much sense.
Missed fountain opportunity.
The mutual actions of two bodies upon each other are always equal.
The man had a one-track mind.
Honestly, you’d be surprised. I never went this far, but as a man who used to own many colorful blazers, bowties, pocket squares, fancy pants, etc…women respond to the confidence.
Moreover, despite faking the whole thing, he was still somehow too soft to hack it. He literally couldn’t handle pretend homelessness.
Institutions need a place to live, too!