Read the manual.
This is the way.
Two chicks at the same time.
Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel 9!
There is nothing in the world like having two girls sucking your dick at the same time. Three would probably be a hassle to keep up with, never done that.
After all the porny sex stuff?
Have the computer render a fully accurate copy of myself, then circle my copy slowly, scrutinizing every flaw as they would be seen by others. This will surely be good for my mental health.
And then you fuck right?
Lazarus Long! I didn’t know you were on Lemmy!
Ensure the safeties are enabled.
Relive a random fun night with my college friends in a bar from 2003 that no longer exists.
Miss you, old friends.
Set it to humanity’s highest point: 1999. Things will get very confusing when they try and break me from the Matrix only to find it we’re in the holodeck.
Live my fantasy of being a star trek captain.
And during my star trek fantasy, I’d visit the holodeck.
Oh man, imagine the prank potential if you moved someone to a holodeck simulation of their own ship without them knowing it. Lower Decks ended too soon.
So like … how private is a holodeck? If the answer is “very”, I’m definitely going with sexual fantasies.
Look what happened to Barkley.
Disable safety protocols.
Then create a life or death scenario with an antagonist who is defined as being able to defeat me.
Man of culture
everyone know, its going to be PORN.
Full Barklay
You never go full Barklay.
Probably use the processing power for something else.
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