Well, they do hate their customers after all

That sounds super gay

It’s all 3

Surely some enterprising chemist could manufacture some for the private market. Perhaps in a lovely shade of blue, say.

One of my favorite games of all time in fact. I have played it so many times I have lost count. If there were something like this that I could play new, that would be amazing.

Single player for me. I can’t keep up with these kids. Also hate battle Royale.

No, of course not. But they couldn’t say no, because of the implication

My only issue here is that it makes the text hard to read

Reasoned debate of ideas!

I have a crazy idea. What if we just outlawed selling people’s personal data?

He’s not going to take that from a lowly NPC like OP

If so, who’s going to serve the middle and the bottom income levels?

Certainly not the government!

Ew

Same. I invented a brilliant perpetual motion machine as a kid

I do these things, just without the god part. Ironically, I was an utter failure of a cub scout. I do probably need to throw in sarcastic and misanthropic (depending on the day and the people) though. Oh wait, I’m not obedient. Not sure who I would even be obedient to besides my boss, and even then it’s usually more of a dialogue situation. Oh and…goddamnit, ima redo this list

• Trustworthy
• Loyal
• Helpful
• Friendly
• Courteous
• Kind
• Empathetic
• Thrifty
• Brave
• Clean
• Sarcastic
• Variably Misanthropic
• Easily overloaded on social interaction after a maximum of 3 hours
• Not Rapey
• Knows right from wrong without having to read an ancient book

‘Conmunity’ is what the US is now, right?

I’m leaning towards this actually being more common than you thought

Are they not more cool the more their discomfort increases?

The 90’s as I recall

Might not be that weird, but brie and pepperoni go together like they were made for each other.