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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

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British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

www.thesun.co.uk

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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BRITISH Airways crew were mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon — and got no sleep owing to moans and groans from a 24-hour orgy. Staff who tried to kip in bondage-themed beds were unable to work th…
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      Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.

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        Came looking for copper. Found contempt.

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    Their bosses booked the team into the Motel Mo.om in the Italian city of Milan but had confused it with the nearby Mo.om Hotel.

    I’m surprised that two hotels in the same area are allowed to have essentially the same name.

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      One is a hotel, while the other is a motel.

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        The last one is a holiday inn

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          If your flight attendant starts acting up, then you take her friend

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      I mean if you were in charge of that kind of thing wouldn’t you leave it this way on purpose just for the fun of it?

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        Hennimooooooooore !!

    • froh42@lemmy.world
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      If you check out the motel’s web page, they even share the same building and email address.

      “Ooh, our normal rooms are overbooked, would you mind one of our sex themed rooms?”

      That’s the most simple explanation.

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      Another user posted that they share the same building too lol

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    Honey it was awful. I’m so exhausted, I couldn’t sleep a wink in that horrible place. I went to use the bathroom and like 12 different people tried to felate me. Terrible, just terrible.

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    This headline is funny and I’d like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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      This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they’re just quoting the other article.

      https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

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        Works for me. The sun can get fucked

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      Yes, in Canada

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        Yes, in Canada

        This is the most nonpareil reply for which one could hope to the question, “does it exist elsewhere?”

        Perfect subversion of expectation. Comedic precision.

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        Got an address? And maybe the number of the reservation desk?

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          The address is the border. No, not the one with the wall. The other one.

          Although, they really SHOULD build a wall, to keep all the racist americans out. Make trump pay for it all.

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      It’s unlikely to be up to anywhere else’s standards. I can’t imagine the Grauniad publishing it. And while the FT’s crossword is famous for being pink and hard in the morning, I doubt they’d find space for it either.

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    I just checked these on the map. If it’s the same one in the article they are the same building complex. It would be super easy to book the wrong one, it’s not like they’re across town from each other. They’re part of the same “storefront”.

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      I found the Motel mo. om web site. It seems to belong to Mo. om hotels…

      The article stinks like a publicity stunt. And while the Motel is sex themed and has hourly rates, it looks nice.

      Go to https://www.motelmoom.com/

      Click on contatti

      Oooh, [email protected]

      It’s just a sex themed part of the hotel in less prude Italy.

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      We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn…

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    God, that article was awful to read with The Sun pushing other articles between every damn paragraph.

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      The Sun is an insult to the craft of journalism and should not be posted anywhere

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        The Onion should start a sister news outlet called “The Moon” that just parodies The Sun.

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          I thought the sun was a parody site

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            Nope it’s Murdock’s prime method of inception for the lowest common denominator of the UK’s working class, aside from Liverpool because they blamed the crowd for the Hillsborough disaster and therefore you won’t find a copy of it sold in that city.

            That’s not an exaduration, it literally has tits on Page 3 (except on Sundays), regularly publishes the most outlandish celebrity gossip stories, and you’d be better informed by reading the shit smears on your used toilet paper.

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              He estimated in 2014 that Liverpool’s boycott of The Sun had cost its owners £15 million per month since the disaster, in 1989 prices.

              Heartwarming

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              The Sun is literally dog shit.

              https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-sun/

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      It’s a desperate plea to stay engaged. They have no actual understanding of how people work and so they resort to “bombard and overwhelm”.

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    Oh, boo fucking hoe

    Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it

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      I respect owning the funny typo.

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      New phrase just dropped!

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    Why does this never happen to me?

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      "Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.

      Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can’t last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall…"

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    And they’re complaining?!

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      They’re British.

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        deleted by creator

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      If I was responsible for the safety and wellbeing of a flying tube with 200 people in it, I would absolutely be pissed about not being able to get a proper rest.

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    Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

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      Around day three, things get a bit hallucinaty. Sometimes you gotta take a disco nap to keep fresh

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      On an ever so slightly related note.

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        Fairly unsurprising conclusion, really.

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    There’s so many jokes here… where to start…

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    At least 12 staff were made to stay in the seedy hub, which boasts a vagina-shaped spa bath.

    What fragrances were available?

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      Gwenith Paltrow enters the chat.

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        …oh no.

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        Get yersen a whiff o’ mah chuffty!

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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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      Yeah baby.wav

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        Images you can hear lol

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    Their bosses booked the team into the Motel Mo.om in the Italian city of Milan but had confused it with the nearby Mo.om Hotel.

    I mean, come on… It’s like they want people to end up there by accident.

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    That is quite wild.

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      “I can’t fly the plane today, someone was doing some flogging and puppy play in the next room all night long, and the barking and screaming kept me up”.

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        “So since I’m already here, I might as well at this hotel”

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