Amazing camouflage. Nature is incredible.

Mine eats poop, I want the Frontpage.

Not an attack. Pretty solid advice in this day and age.

There are words in Welsch that rhyme?

This is what happens when a New Yorker moves to the Midwest. It helps them feel more at home.

The worst part is he doesn’t even like sports!

I’ll have what he’s having.

Takes one to know one?

If so I feel left out that my printer doesn’t have an oven light.

Fool! There can be no poo without pee!

She really did dance like she had a stick up the butt.

I hope they ended up getting married.

Meh, still better than the human Uber drivers falling asleep.

Business casual perhaps? I’ve never understood that term.

He didn’t follow your advice, but at least you got the last laugh! 😅

I trick myself by adding enough hot sauce that it doesn’t even really seem like a dairy product anymore. I manage to forget the pain after about 2weeks and the cycle repeats.

The irony is so rich.

To anyone that had doubts about governments putting restrictions on app stores, here is your proof. The level of power the current situation grants this duopoly is excessive and dangerous.

Or at least give me a beer while I wait.

That’s the really filthy part!

Hope that improves! In the meantime consider Deshaker