Conservatives see DJT and think DILF

This is the most possible exposure the meme could get. Guaranteed JD saw it. Sucks for the Norwegian but absolutely hilarious that the fascists have to acknowledge unflattering pictures.

Must be AI

DeSantisCoin, a new crypto backed by the leader of Florida Man

Police propaganda goes way back before Cops (1989). Dragnet started in 1951 and inspired dozens of police procedurals that made cops look like street smart scientists who studied at the intersection of crime and humanity. In reality they are just a disappointment. ACAB

Brits are to spices like dragons are to gold: they only hoard with no way to use it themselves.

This is timeless wisdom. May it echo in eternity

Nature’s candy in your hand or pie

Will you be aghast at the antics of some charlatan, causing the monocle to drop out?

I see AC/DC, I up vote.

It woke up and chose violence.

He’s conservative. It’s a small club of rich people trying to fuck over the others and PP is their custom built celebrity for their cause - if he doesn’t have too much money then the people paying for his campaign do and bought him his bespoke Alberta cowboy look.

How do you start your day? Do you eat breakfast?

He’s learning

They are all sheep who wish to be wolves.

The way that they phrased that they will give more details of people are interested. They have a real ego problem. Probably why they are mutilating genitals at home.

The profanity enhances the joke. The subtext is Santa had doubts about that guy and no matter what was tried, that man was escaping Santa’s surveillance. The only thing left was a sting operation. The man had to admit it, to prove beyond a reasonable doubt he was not nice.

Clearly elves weren’t going to work as their talents ended at world class toy engineering. Three elves in a trenchcoat might work for tickets to the cinema but lingerie required full body exposure. Santa didn’t ask his wife so he must not mix his work and home life. Good for him.

The only option was for Santa to find a way to fit into lingerie. Whether with magic or weight loss, he would make it work and we can only infer that effort was put into it. Hell, the mask was enough to fool the man into this situation AND could fit a full beard and hat underneath.

Santa put almost as much effort into finding out if this man was naughty as he would put into Christmas. All that effort to confirm what Santa suspected all along. That guy was fucking naughty.

I had great uncles and an aunt I never got to meet because of Nazis. This picture is soothing, being a reminder of what happens to all Nazis. They all die. Every single one of them is removed before their time. It’s comforting to know that this too shall pass.

Damn, they had sex for 2 hours and then DST took an hour?! End DST. It’s about time!