minus-squarequpada@fedia.iotoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AIlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·13 days agoIt’s distressing just how freaking similar the sales pitch is too. What I’m loathed to even call the “real product”: It’s time to stop flushing away valuable data. The fake one: If I had information that could save your life or the life of your family members, would you flush that? Just… wow linkfedilink
minus-squarequpada@fedia.iotoFunny@sh.itjust.works•Meanwhile in Swedenlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoFunny how if you don’t cram 10,000 chickens into tiny cages all stacked on top of one another… linkfedilink
It’s distressing just how freaking similar the sales pitch is too.
What I’m loathed to even call the “real product”: It’s time to stop flushing away valuable data.
The fake one: If I had information that could save your life or the life of your family members, would you flush that?
Just… wow