When are the bidet advocates gonna show up? This post has been up for like an hour!
EDIT: the bidet people have arrived. Thank goodness. I was starting to worry that my instance had been defederated.
If a bidet user was also an Arch user, which would they tell you about first?
An Arch user, who’s vegan, does CrossFit, and owns a bidet. I think their head would explode trying to figure out which to talk about.
How can you tell who the vegan is at a party?
All the carnivores keep telling you about them.
About their smart bidet running on arch
Yeah, but sub $100 usually means cold water. A stream of chilly water up your butthole is a bad time.
So I spent the money on a NASA level bidet for that reason. Everyone I knew had been getting bidets and nobody would shut up about it, but they were all getting the $40 wands from Amazon. I couldn’t imagine my poor innocent pucker taking an icy blasting daily, so when we bought one we got the full toilet seat replacement with heated dryer, seat and water heater.
After about 6 months I decided to turn the water heater off to save the .78cents a month in electricity, because it really didn’t make a difference to me. The water is in the little hose and in the pipes of the house sitting and waiting for my butt for hours, it’s perfectly room temp. I’ve never had a situation where my partner uses it first and then I do and the warm water runs down, or any other situation that would create that perfect storm, so I won’t be buying one with a heater again…
The real life lesson I learned getting this bidet was because of the heated seat. You know the expression “you don’t know what you go til it’s gone”?
Well at first I noticed the welcoming warmth of the seat, and because the toilet is extra smart it “learns” when to expect me and my partner and preheats the seat to save energy.
But when I am off my routine, even just the weekends sometimes, I’ll go and take a seat: instant sad. It’s not freezing or anything, just unexpected enough and very mildly unpleasant. Something I never noticed before in my life (of luxury I guess, never had a bathroom so cold in my house that the change was shocking enough to register a memory.)
Now, every other toilet in the world is a very mild disappointment. This is a Greek tragedy in modern times.
My partner and I were concerned about that originally but it’s really a non issue for either of us, it’s still way better than not having one.
Also probably no dryer, which means soggy underwear or using a bunch of toilet paper anyway (if you’re hairy like me, at least).
File + sanding paper.
Just use it on your dice, and it’s game changing.
I’m afraid I don’t follow you. Why would you sand down your dice? Wouldn’t that bias them?
Changes your game hehue
Joke (whoosh)
My head
I think biasing the dice might be the point
Heroin.
Don’t why the downvote. You are absolutely right. I think most hard drugs would qualify, and OP does not specify how life changing.
Gotta agree here, they can be a big game changer! Really a bang for your buck.
A bidet
Honestly I go on awesome vacations and then hear the price is right fail song when I go to the bathroom and my bidet is not there…
Game Genie. They were like $50 and let you change all kinds of games.
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What?
Technically this is the correct answer
I would also accept Pro Action Replay
Good it’s way better.
I’m going to allow this
A multimeter. There’s so much you can do and learn with a decent multimeter. Extech is a good cheaper brand, as is BK Precision and Brymen. Just make sure it has a built-in fuse for the Amperage reading, and ideally, it should be true RMS.
A pentel twist erase pencil… best pencil 10/10
If you wear contacts, use dailies. It’s so liberating to not care if you waste one because it fell in a dirty sink or remove them right before bed without a mirror.
Automatic plant watering systems. They’re dirt cheap, can run on batteries or USB, and work great.
A detachable base wood clamp for recycling cardboard. Pierce all your boxes with the end and then put the base back on and haul more boxes at once than you thought was humanly possible.
A good multitool or Swiss Army Knife.
Mine was gifted to me a few years ago but it’s come in handy more times than I can count. Use it at least three times a week.
I have a tiny, bladeless (so okay with TSA for flying) “pliers”-style multitool that fits on my keychain. I don’t think that the manufacturer makes it any more. Searching for “keychain multitool” will turn up various designs on Amazon.
I also have a separate tiny folding knife — I think a Spyderco Bug, though any tiny knife is gonna be equivalent, and I’m sure that there are more-reasonably-priced tiny knives out there — that fits on my keychain that I take off when I fly.
For infrequently-used tools, those are large enough to be fine for most things, and it’s less of a pain for me to haul around than a full-sized multitool or knife (which I have, in the past, carried).
I don’t know if I’d say that it’s a game-changer for me, but it is convenient to always have said tools at hand.
Leatherman has the warranty you need. Fantastic products with basically a lifetime warranty on any damage.
Shoutouts to @[email protected] BUY BIDET NOW. Obligatory comment about wiping shit off your hands with dry paper goes here. Wash your ass. I have two bidets BTW
and I use Arch Linux BTW.Wall mounted soda can crusher. Recycling space saver.
Powered water fountain for cats. They instinctually prefer running water.
I bought the Swiss Army Knife of memory foam pillows that has sections on both ends for side sleeping, a dent in the middle with a neck support sticking out the bottom for support while stomach sleeping, and it works for sleeping on my back too. I don’t really have a discernable favorite position, so I love the multifunction pillows.
Any recommended brands/models for the pillow? I’ve never heard of such a thing, but it sounds incredible.
Just the one since the time between buying this one and the previous is too many years to be relavant anymore.
Right now it’s the Cervical Pillow by HOMCA that I recommend 'cuz that’s what I got and I like it? Haha.
They look like this:
Hah, I have one of these but I use it for hip support during sex.
I got my robot vacuum with lidar for $60. Not typical, but still possible to grab a refurbished unit.
A burr grinder for coffee beans.
So I make cold brew in large batches (week supply at a time). I’ve struggled to find a burr grinder that can get me a consistent coarse grind in large enough quantity.
Do y’all have a recommendation for one that can help with this?
I have just a Mr. Coffee burr grinder and it does great with corse ground.
Air Fryer. You can find basic models for under 100.
Been obsessed with Galaxy Tab A9 recently which is around 75-100$. You can root it and turn it into a lot of general purpose devices for automation or just an e-reader. The only problem is battery so you need a plug for it full time if used in automation environment.
I rather have a foldable. You can find a nice Samsung that’s a couple generations old for around $400. Once you get used to having a tablet in your pocket everywhere you go, there’s no turning back. Having a large portable screen is especially useful for games and restaurant menus.
A bicycle (with a lock)
A raincoat or umbrella
A smartphone
Shoes
A reliable electric light source, like a lamp.
Maybe an electric fan, if you’re in a hot environment
A USB-charged battery-powered pump. I use it to top up my bicycle tyres, it makes cycling a breeze.
Just got one on Friday, and man, did it make it so much easier!
A good knife sharpener. For 100 USD you can get very good ones, but even a 10 USD/EUR one can make a huge difference.
I found a great one and bought multiple of THESE, it is truly amazing. The suction cup design is genius.
