accel. MF

Drive, motherfucker, drive!

I have nipples, Judy. Can you milk me?

That’s why American Football allows the use of hands. 😌

White Widow you say?

grabs his bong

“I’d rather not.” - Asexuals

When you drink so much energy drinks, the voices in your head start recommending jobs to apply to.

They’re told that by me, too, because they’re too stupid to get sarcasm and I don’t have the energy to argue.

But… He’s still alive.

Another personal problem with my Japanese is that I only have been learning how to read and listen, not to speak or write it. But I mean, I see a lot of Japanese dudes, like Shigiru Miyamoto, that clearly understand English spoken to them, but still respond in Japanese (they have interpreters, but they only interpret the Japanese to English for the benefit of the English speakers). So I don’t think it would be too rude of me to do the same if by some miracle I ever did get to go to Japan.

Not really, since I never get to actually use those skills other than watching media from Japan (or I guess Spain/Mexico since I also know Spanish).

Having worked the fresh department at Walmart, sometimes the milk would be delivered to the store spoiled. You can’t usually tell without opening it, unless it’s really bad you can smell it through the unopened container (or it isnt white anymore).

I don’t know how much a problem this is with other grocers but nearly all the fresh products at Walmart are close to expiration by the time the store sells it to you. It’s one of the ways they keep the prices lower than competitors.

Traditional tech marketing bullshit is also slop. It just isn’t always AI slop.

I’m a terminally online loser who spends way too much time looking at memes. This one has been around for at least 3 months.

For fuck’s sake…

“Why am I not wearing pants? A better question is why are you wearing pants?”

Wasn’t the Great Depression a worldwide thing?

Thought about it sometimes as a kid. But eventually I started to look exactly like my dad.

Why would anyone pay for just a concept?

Only if it comes to dick size.

Lumiere from Clair Obscur.

The Pillows entire catalogue.

99 Luftballons.

Rollin’ Girls by Wowaka.

Carameldansen

Dragostea Din Tei

Really, tho, if it slaps, it transcends language 🤷‍♂️