This is why three seashells are superior to TP.

Bears would already rip your car apart for half a bag of chips you left in the glove box, even if it isn’t shaped like a dumpster.

You gotta put your hand on the back of the burger and just push it i to your mouth.

I thought Final Fantasy: Spirits Within looked almost photorealistic when it came out, and now it looks like Toy Story or Shrek compared to modern 3D animation.

It’s magically delicious!

Hey, George, lemme get some of your tots.

That’s just the Lollipop Guild Union.

Milkshake and cheese burger gone; bun left on plate

Bees make milk? Beef? Cheese? 🤔

afaik bees don’t pollinate grasses that cows eat.

Fuck I don’t even believe the potatoes would be affected. Those things will grow entirely on their own. They don’t even need water or dirt!

Watermelon soup.

ballsac expands and then pops, sending bats flying in all directions

The only time I have ever had my dreams affected by something is when forcibly put unconscious by anesthesia for a surgery, in which case I didn’t dream at all. Shit was like a time warp more than simply waking up and not remembering any dreams.

It ain’t that easy. You think you can make the commitment to waking up at the crack of noon for deep-knee rock squats?

2? Who’s the first guy?

This is criminally vulgar.

Visually nothing; but being embraced by them is a whole 'nother story. I can practically feel my spine realigning just thinking about it.

FLCL

It was only ad free for like a year, if that. I originally thought it was a piracy site when I first found it.

top panel, Dog on left: “She turned me into a newt!”

bottom panel, dog on left: “Er… I got better.”

“Nothing lasts forever.”

Oh so it is. I hadnt heard this news until just now looking up what you’re talking about.

points at Hulu Ha ha!