You’re lookin at it
Sit around petting the dogs
The dog in question:
sudoku
No need to off yourself dude, just read a book.
Read a book
Read a borderline boring book. I prefer holy scripture for that.
gestures broadly at this
Take two Tylenol PM and try to finish masturbating before you pass out.
Your welcome.
Most likely, I’ll lie down and will listen to music/a long YouTube video.
Music videos! Binging some of the live sessions posted by artists is a healthier time sink than most everything else on YouTube.
i do this too. very good way to wind down and just rest the eyes.
Wank
I usually film it and send it to my fiancée to enjoy
For the last time, I am not your fiancée and I don’t want to see that shit! 😭
A bright screen will surely make me fall asleep.
Go to bed anyway
Ideally: Stand up and go for a walk or my stretching routine. Usually ends the tiredness.
Realistically: Balatro
Watch movies
Pretend I am a monk from Monty Python and the Holy Grail until I render myself unconscious.
well, before antidepressants, I would’ve said “jerk off”
but now, errr… I dunno, torture people in video games?
Watch the YouTube or doom scroll Lemmy or /v/