I think it’s because they vacuum air from a public restroom and blow it all over your hands.

If your balls hang low enough to be caught in the chain, you should always tape them up. Otherwise, just keep the seat lubed and it’s not a bad ride.

As a non-American, it sounds like this should be the uniform issued at birth or at least when (if?) kids reach school age. I say “if” because vaccines are being outlawed. Technically body armour is just another kind of vaccine though, no?

90 day suspension? Got off easy.

Doing my part to stop the spread of humanity by not having kids. I don’t really care what the future holds. The planet’s fine and will be so much better off without us (c’mon, meteor!) and I’m still pretty confident that the oligarchs will get what’s coming to them. Or their offspring will get what was coming for their parents. Regardless, that’s something to live for…

Compared to people who work on cryptography and AI magic? Like 2/10. Compared to Boomers? 9/10.

They gather people and remind everyone how much actual support there is out there. Eventually enough will feel empowered to act and affect real change.

We should be treating religion like a mind virus that needs wiping out.

We should just start building guillotines and placing them in town squares. Just as, like, a message.

Be ruthless to the architects of oppressive and exploitative systems.

Good day to march on your White House, perhaps…

He’s a keeper.

Jack Black. Seems like a nice dude, but he’s a an annoying presence in every movie he’s in. His is the definition of a “sweat act”.

He convinced the government to subsidize the sale of his products to consumers. It makes sense on paper because we want more people driving electric cars. However, Tesla of all companies doesn’t deserve the “handout”, even though it’s to consumers. They don’t deserve the boost in sales, recognition, etc.

It’s not technically a scam (the best kind!) but it’s helping out the richest man and biggest asshole in the world, so it might as well be.

Ten years later: “Tell us again about typing, Grandpa!”

For the last time, I am not your fiancée and I don’t want to see that shit! 😭

And then later, catching and eating the vermin.

Well technically his slave wife stays home and raises the kid. Days since she killed one from negligence: 0.

Same. It’s not that it’s “uneventful”, it’s just that each “event” just adds more nonsensical mystery. It feels like Lost, which some people thought was twisty in a clever way. But instead the writers literally just kept throwing twists with no actual end in mind.

I’m sure Severance has some kind of plan, but it feels way longer than it needs to be. It’d make a good movie or limited series, but I’m not into this vibe for multiple seasons.

Ah, interesting. I’m actually only (barely) familiar with torrents, insofar as I have downloaded qBitTorrent and enabled its embedded search. I search for thing, sort by most seeds, and choose first relevant one. Usually it all goes well. Plex on my Mac watches the downloads folder, and the TV has Plex installed.

It works, but at least from my limited view of its search results, the seas seem to be drying up. I feel like there are better, non-default searches I could be adding. There was some kind of Jacket plugin that refused to load so it’s just disabled.

Am a very inept pirate 🏴‍☠️