Mine is orzo. It’s slippery and it should grow a spine and be either pasta or rice but not both.
About to insult all of Italy - Spaghetti.
Inconvenient to eat and doesn’t hold the sauce well.All you spaghetti haters in this post need to get bronze die cut pasta. Modern machines produce pasta that’s too smooth so sauce doesn’t stick. The old school extruders/cutters leave a tiny surface texture that allows sauce to cling on!
Look at mr bourgeoisie over here with his artisan food.
The judges would have accepted Dietalini, Bowtie-eater, Gnot Poor, Pastafarian or Many Penne.
Give me all the inconvenient food. I at least want to be entertained when I eat. If I wanted the most efficient way to eat I’d just drink Soylent 24/7.
As much as I love lasagna, the noodles are the worst part of preparing the dish. They’re awkwardly large and heavy (for a noodle), and God help you if you overcook them even a bit as they will disintegrate under their own weight.
Am I missing something? You don’t have to precook lasagna noodles, you put them straight in the lasagna and they cook in the sauce.
depends heavily on the recipe. Due to my “enthusiasm” for pasta in general I prefer to make a much smaller portion, which is very easy to do with a lasagna in a mug, the only real downside is that the noodles need to be pliable first.
Probably bowties AKA fucking farfalle. Difficult to grasp, harder to keep a hold of, don’t retain sauce. Who thought this would be a good idea? probably some british designer
Capellini.
Spaghetti (or even linguini) is the minimum thickness for being able to cook with a soft outer layer to pick up sauce while still keeping some toothiness inside.
Conchiglioni/Conchiglie, the ones roughly formed like a mussel. They tend to stick inside each other during cooking.
Spaghetti are sadly not rough enough for the sauces to stick to them.
Hollow spaghetti. Impossible to suck it, because it has a vent hole.
Orzo is great in greece style salad with feta cheese and olives
I forget the name, but the one that’s kind like penne rigate, but a much wider diameter tube, with ends cut straight instead of angled. That one literally always falls apart and turns to kinda mushy strips when I’ve tried to cook it or had it cooked by someone else.
Rigatoni? And I agree!
