Better than the Treasure Island show in Vegas

In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

We’re putting Gatorade on the crops and they don’t grow. Ground is broken!

That flank. Sigh. I remember the turn after Occupy. It went from economics to being cool to just broadly bash men. I specifically remember outspoken, angry women at marches and protests and was like wait, where did the economics go? Like 60% of Republicans wanted wealth reform during occupy. It unfortunately coincided with really great–though apparently transitory–improvements in lgbtq rights. It was so weird to me that self-labeling “feminists” were suddenly talking like it was a zero sum game; for women to rise and improve and build and grow, men had to be put down. That is of course the language of someone seeking power, a charlatan, but it became quite normal. Even questioning the broad criticism of men wasn’t appropriate in “liberal” press or circles for a good decade. The whole "yeah but bashing men isn’t right/fair or clumsy” finally started working into the Atlantic, NYT and other large publications in 2023 but the damage had been done.

It of course drove lots of men right to the tall radio, podcasters–and those were young adults then–i can’t imagine what it was like growing up since then as a young person with the normalization of some of this stuff.

Poors will be priced out by insurance companies. A large auto manufacturer, probably Tesla will buy one of the enormous insurers and start by offering lower rates for self-driving. Many will sign up and the standard startup playbook will follow. Personal vehicles will become luxury items and then you will be required to subscribe.

I wonder what the poor right will say when they don’t own their car anymore?maybe they will have f350 self-driving trucks too and it’ll be ok.

What will they think of next?

I’m so saddened I got down voted for my life of Brian quote from uncouth mouth breathers who didn’t recognize it.

Are there any women here today??

Vaccine people. Same thing. They will happily start a case and put it against something with 12 more digits of probability behind it and feel like they have specialized knowledge. Dunning kreuger as well.

Liar, liar.

Nearly every single line in that movie that Jim Carrey delivers is not only funny but his delivery and antics are a work of art. It’s like watching Messi dribble the soccer ball. Cary ewles gets an honorary mention for playing the straightman and absolutely killing it.

Blasphemer! You’re only making it worse for yourself!

Don’t be fatuous.

Aboringdystopia

I’m not sure if this is worse as a worker or a pedestrian

You would enjoy 419eater.com

Woody Harrelson’s character in Zombieland was perfect.

serendipitously

• Big Fish
• Up!
• Toy Story 3
• Onward
• Last of the Mohicans
• When Marnie was There (Ghibli)
• About Time

So underrated, always loved that movie. Lots of dark but honest.

Still yell this when walking into a dark room.

I can’t think of a clever pun for this, the ones I came up with were awful as best.