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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Perhaps some questions shouldn't be asked

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Perhaps some questions shouldn't be asked

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  • stray@pawb.social
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    I don’t get why anyone thinks it’s weird for Zootopia people to drink cow’s milk when we’re already drinking tons of it IRL.

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    The almonds

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      • Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I hate that they shredded the male ones. Fucking disgusting.

        • myotheraccount@lemmy.world
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          How else do you propose getting the daily macipan on uour plate???

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Tastes too watery in my opinion.
      I actually like soy milk more, in fact more than normal milk.

      Although that may depend on the brand, and I don’t know what it does with ice cream.

      Unfortunately, they soy milk stuff makes my mouth itchy, throat scratchy, and gives a bit of a funny feeling to my stomach, and flushing it down with water doesn’t help.
      Maybe I shouldn’t…, meh. I already had to leave out most of fruit due to this. Ironically, no issues with pineapples and kiwis. I’ve heard someone say the pineapple core is just trash because it makes their tongue numb and is just hard anyway. I’ll just chew it and the only drawback is having to floss afterwards.

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    Disney has a certain history …

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Maybe they have some dumb animals?
      Like in Out Of Position book, hence this comment/part:

      “I don’t give a crap what you do when you’re not here.” Coach dives right in. “Ladies, guys, livestock, whatever. What I care about is when it becomes a distraction that makes my job harder. Are you trying to make my job harder?”

      “No, sir.” I dismiss the image conjured up by him saying “livestock.” “My agent issued that statement without my authorization.”

      And yeah, they also eat meat.

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    11 hours ago

    The humans, of course. They are non-sapient in this universe.

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      Oh gahd that would be so nice, just grazing and getting milked regularly… Ahh yeahhh the good life.

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  • switcheroo@lemmy.world
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    Cashew milk ain’t bad. Looks gross in coffee though lol

    Almond and oat milk is the way to go!

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    The main big red one is clearly an ice block (aka popsicle, water ice).

    There is an elephant scooping something creamy with their trunk, but there are dairy-free soft serves as well. They’re called sorbet, and can be made from flavouring water, or from fruit puree.

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    Humans?

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      deleted by creator

  • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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    Vegan ice cream exists, unless you count coconuts as mammals (since they have hair and produce milk).

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      Coconuts produce water. Coconut milk is made by pureeing coconut meat and mixing it with cononut water.

      Coconuts don’t produce anything “milky” on their own. Coconut watet is clear.

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        Now I’m thinking about what it would be like to puree beef with cow’s milk. I’m sure the steak shake already exists somewhere in the States.

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        I mean… that’s kinda a sliding scale. You can get coconut milk by just squeezing it out of coconut flesh, I’ve seen it done before. Saying coconuts don’t produce milk is kinda like saying oranges don’t produce juice.

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      Behold, a mammal!

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      You can just make sorbet from fruits without causing harm to innocent coconuts.

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        Yet again proof no one cares about us… This is why we created the gay agenda.

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    Since they’re being compensated, ice cream there would almost be vegan…

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      I was going to say there’s a pretty big racism metaphor going on but I guess predators are rarely milked

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        Not for milk, anyway. 😏

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I have nipples, Judy. Can you milk me?

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      “Michael here! Good question. Men can’t be milked, or can they?”

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      Continued at AO3.

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    I mean… a job is a job.

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      A job where you are milked sounds draining

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        get out.

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    Hucows exist so I bet there would probably be a bunch of cow cows that were into it, too.

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      me, googling that word…

      sighs

      I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes

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        Can you just tell me so I dont have that search linked to me? Feels like its gona be weird

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          Human cows. Fetishising being milked and such.

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            Do you have to be a woman to sign up?

        • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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          Google it.

          do it

          • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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            Use Bing; better results.

            …I’ve heard.

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          For future reference, look up public instances of searxng

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    mother's milk

    (even with safe search off I can’t find a screenshot of the ladies themselves)

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      Dear god. What movie is this?

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        Mad Max: Fury Road

        Very much recommended even if you’re not a fan of action movies. The dystopian aesthetics, raising internal combustion engines and everything related to them to a religion, the blind and harnessed guitarist providing most of the soundtrack, the language (Witness Me!)…

      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Mad max? I don’t know, the info is from my ass.

        • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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          I think your ass is right

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        Mad Max: Fury Road

        One of the better action movies of the modern era

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    Probably humans but I don’t think Peta was involved in the production so maybe not

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    Nuts

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      “Nut milk” remains the grossest phrase in the culinary lexicon

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        Is it worse than nut butter though?

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