And? Subway’s has to classify it’s bread as cake because it’s too sweet.

Well now I’m conflicted do I want to be Alice Cooper or Steve carell more? What happens if I just drink excessively?

She’s a keeper, Yes Sir she keeps all her poo.

Damn, I wish I had enough money for a meal.

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Wait a second but you just used null to represent people who don’t understand binary… So that leaves 1 to represent something else TELL ME THE OTHER KIND OF PERSON!!!

And those who can extrapolate from complete data, got it.

Me strong nukes weak.

They were weak.

No, but he sure is dumb enough to think he is

hmmm, I’m sorry it looks like the country that gave you these went out of business.

Whatever the China Time zone is obviously.

My gut says this passionate moment needs the loudest stinkiest flatus the world has ever seen.

Every single person uninvites uncle Steve.

Uninvite the groom take his place.

Dude I got such a boner

…

Dude… So does she.

Dude! So do you.

Dude… we all do.

Duuude.

The Tesla is so old it was bought before Elon pledge allegiance to the fourth Reich and he is extending the parking space if anything.

I’m going to go with yes, you don’t want people next to you so you don’t damage their car, you want enough room to maneuver the device lifting it you are going to take up more than one space on either side no matter what because it over laps, I would say the safety this adds is worth your extra 3 minute walk.

Like, I mean yeah. unless there’s trouble in the fields.

I think Cow’s exclusively eat raw grain so if it is a problem it’s too late anyways.