Got places to go, got to follow my rainbow.

No! Forbidden uppies!

I think bat dude would like some fruit.

“Good evening, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Bunnicula?”

YOU.

I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR.

I get it. I also scream when forced to handshake.

In a cake.

I’ve actually been using Fedora Atomic Budgie for the past couple of months. Manjaro kept breaking when I tried it, it didn’t seem to like my laptop very much. But I thought it would be funny to mention it since a lot of Linux people really don’t like Manjaro!

Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.

A bee just died.

He supported Donald Trump for the same reason that most Trump-supporters do: they HATE HATE HATE the same people that Trump does.

Oh, are there Linux users here? Hi, welcome!

I use Manjaro, btw

*ducks*

Windows work just fine

Lol, not at my job. Whatever Microsoft got right, the boss’s spyware breaks over its knee.

Windows: “I need to update!”

20 minutes later

Windows: “Oops, I failed!”

User: “WHY?!”

Windows: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Be gentle with yourself, you are enough.

Unless you’re one of those bench-blaming adults; you deserve to suffer.

Two men can look at each other.

Yeah, you’ve got to feed the Qultists from time to time to let them know you care about them. If you don’t, they’ll wander off into further, less useful conspiracy thinking.

That’s why this is how I usually treat myself…

“I crashed my car into the bridge…”

Something satisfying about touching grass and slapping the soil.

You laugh, but I’m convinced my mattress is cursed.