Mayo is the same color as the Constitution of the United States. It’s more really real than l̶̶e̶̶g̶̶a̶̶l̶̶l̶̶y̶̶ ̶̶ ethically allowed possible.
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/hellmanns-real-mayonnaise-24-gallon-drum/125HLMN8828.html

Mayo tanker truck waiting patiently for the BBQ sauce and Pepto Bismol tanker trucks to depart…

“…And make meat sounds from their meat holes.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tScAyNaRdQ

It looks like the item’s select options (sizes, colors, shapes, etc). I’ve seen the oddly written options on Amazon also. Underwear with 1 eccentric, underwear with no eccentrics, flashlight with crenulations, flashlight with aggressive knurling, etc.

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John Pinette doesn’t do ups…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THm52hq7LQE

🎵For those about to rock!..🎶
FIRE!

I think it’s…
Smaller f-stop number = shallower depth-of-field = just the cat’s head is in focus.

Larger f-stop number = more depth = cat’s head, tail, & butt is in focus. A bit overall darker.

Largest f-stop available = maximum depth in the focused plane = head, body, tail, and backgrounds is in focus. Image is more overall darker. This can be compensated for by using a slower shutterspeed number to bring in more light sensitivity.

edit add- don’t know why it is a fraction

Sexy Admiral Ackbar can’t hurt you. Sexy amphibious Mon Calamari species isnt real.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/33m1fd/admiral_ackbar_has_a_hot_daughter/

Instructions…

1. This tool
2. Elbow grease
3. 20lbs sledgehammer

Good tuning fork.

I wanted to know how the orange chucker works. For such low resolution and lack of details, I could not tell. But I certainly could tell Dawn was absolutely freezing cold that particular day.

We have uppies at home.
(The uppies at home…)

How possum babies become inependent tax filers…

😽: “Honey, there’s a noise outside on the porch!”
😺: “Ok. It’s probably the Amazon deliv- aaaaAAAH!! Rock!!”
⛰️: “OMG. You’re adorable.”

Only spare ribs and joints for me. Thank you. 🥁

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Did you know the color red is the rarest color to appear on every country flag on Mars? Because the planet is rich in the reddish iron oxide mineral ferrihydrite, it would be difficult to distinguish apart any jurisdictions under normal atmospheric conditions. This is why the US currently uses radio K-band frequencies and metallic debris for demarcation. And local terrestrials scream in the 700nm subharmonic range, which to humans appears approximately deep-red to the invisible infrared range… which is why we cannot see or hear them.

In my small town there are farms across the street from a shopping center. Chickens prefer to hang out around the Del Taco. But never the Chick-Fil-a.

Imagine you’re in the wood and accidentally stumble upon big game at close quarters. Michelle knows. Michelle’s got this, dude!