Naturally, it’s Ankylosaurus. Just look at this armoured tactical turtle and tell me you do not love this silly little guy!
Just wanting to eat his plants. Wanna gnaw on him? Tough luck, it hurts and you cannot crack that shell. Also, he will fucking break your kneecaps with his built-in hammer while you’re bothering him.
Spirit animal.
Therazinosaurus. What even is this thing? Look at this big pokey boi:
I grew up with this even weirder reconstruction:
For a second I thought you’re saying that you grew up with this guy lol
Yeah, we had a Spanish class together in 9th grade.
Erasmus?
They’re so doofy. I love them.
I like the triceratops. Having three pointy bits makes it 50% more awesome than rhinos.
Unicorns are even lower on the list then?
Just wait until you hear about
StyrofoamosaurusStyracosaurus!
Triceratops. The only thing wrong with rhinos is that it has too few horns and not enough armor plating.
Chicken ofc 🍗
There any love here for Icthyosaurus?
Just looks like a big derpy lemony shaped dolphin, with a snoot that 76% more boopable.
Stegosaurus. Cant beat the classic. Though Iguanodon is close second.
Stegosaurus is pretty great, I was always a fan of them, especially their thagomizers.
You gave the correct answer. Done.
Protoceratops because I am completely convinced they would be cool hanging out on the couch, playing fetch, and otherwise acting like a dinosaur house pet.
The lad with the thagomizer. Because of the thagomizer.
Stegosaurs! For those who don’t know how the name came about, look it up if you’d like a chuckle.
Camarasaurus, because I found a tooth of one while volunteering on a dig site
Just discovered postosuchus, which is a bipedal croc and as an Aussie I’m obliged to love crocodiles. What? It isn’t a dinosaur?
Postosuchus is terrifying. Imagine a 20 ft (6 m) alligator with long legs that can run long distances. They think it might have even run upright on its hind legs. Alas, not a dinosaur
its pseudosuchian clade. which includes other crocodile-like relatives.
Spinosaurus.
Because it stymies paleontologists seemingly every time one of them tries to figure it out.
Mine is Triceratops, they look cool with their horns and frill. They were cool because they could defend themselves from T-Rex in the books.
enanthiornes, the “opposite birds” that are not related to the birds as we know it.
Ankylosaurus is a strong contender. Really strong contender. But stegosaurus is still MVP.
