My brotein shake brings all the boys to the yard

Also, Broseph Goebbels!?

Postosuchus is terrifying. Imagine a 20 ft (6 m) alligator with long legs that can run long distances. They think it might have even run upright on its hind legs. Alas, not a dinosaur

Therazinosaurus. What even is this thing? Look at this big pokey boi:

Breville toaster oven gang rise up. It has pretty much replaced my gas oven, which I’ll only use in the rare instance I’m cooking something that won’t fit in the toaster oven. Best money I ever spent

Fundamentally, it’s hard to overstate how much assertiveness skills can help you meet your needs. Just because it doesn’t always work doesn’t mean it never works. (When I say assertiveness, I mean confidently and respectfully seeking what you want)

Whoa, you weren’t joking

Give the environment a little plastic present, as a treat

Whoosh

Yeah, I’m not gonna tell you this is a perfectly gender/sex neutral thing, men obviously have a higher propensity, on average, to do this kind of shit

Yes.

You’re way off topic here. We’re not talking about intimate partner violence, we’re talking about making gross statements or inappropriately touching strangers at a Comic Con

Let’s be honest, supplying a handful of case examples to the contrary does not refute an argument about society

Who hurt you

Everyone is only there for the money. No one would be there if they weren’t getting paid. It sounds like you’re walking around telling all your coworkers “I’m only here for money,” which very honestly sounds insufferable. When you say the “C suite” wants to talk to you about this, are you referring to your boss, or your boss’s boss? Unless you’re in a high level job at a large company, those people are definitely not in the “C suite.”

We send my son to private school. It’s not for multimillionaires, but it’s basically the cost of a second mortgage. We make his lunch every morning. Today it was a bean taco with cantaloupe, olives, cherry tomatoes, and cheese crackers.

Bipolar disorder is not curable, meaning that if you have it, you have it forever. That you have experienced mania before, but think right now it’s “impossible” that you’re manic, that’s a worrying sign.

The food is not doing this to you. The increased energy and irritability you describe are hallmark symptoms of a manic episode. Other symptoms include increased sex drive, loss of impulse control, and increased goal-directed activity.

I had a patient once who was manic as fuck and even came into the hospital denying that he was manic, that instead he started an all-meat diet and it gave him limitless energy. In real life, he was experiencing mania before he started that diet, and his manic brain was just continually connecting dots that weren’t actually connected.

I highly recommend you see a psychiatrist for an evaluation. If you are experiencing a manic episode, it could get worse before it gets better. I’ve seen it get a lot worse for people

My genuine advice for you is to find a psychiatrist, tell them everything, and then follow their recommendations

This is called “uptalk,” and it’s most famously associated with the “valley girl” culture of 1980s Southern California. Many of those people are now pushing 60 years old

Please don’t conflate the mentally ill with these guys. They’ve clearly chosen to believe these things

Gen. Ripper: Clemenceau said war was too important to be left to the Generals. When he said that, fifty years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

A therapist pushing their personal beliefs on you is the kind of ethical violation state licensing boards will usually take seriously, fyi