9:59 and counting.
I’m pretending to not be at home.
amateur, I’m just not home
wow youre good at pretending. you almost had me, but i can hear you gigglin under the window.
Why should I entertain you?
sense of community. friendship. the challenge. im santa, its christmas,you been bad but ill swing you some premo shit if you make me smile.
thanks for making me entertain myself with my own mind. teach a man to fish. thank you
I have two gaming PCs, a Nintendo Switch, PS5, and a Steam Deck. If gaming is not your thing, I am a coffee snob, so I can entertain you with my coffee brewing gear or we can dial in different roasts together.
If even coffee is not your thing, I am also a hobbyist woodworker, so maybe we can build something together.
If all else fails, you can play with my dog, relax in one of my 3 hammocks, mess with my cats, we can go ultralight backpacking, you can play the piano, we can make scented candles or soaps, or I can teach you programming. I also have lots of books!
Welcome to my ADHD life!
marry me
Exact same answer, except no hammocks, candles, soap or PS5 but I might have some weed.
You gotta get hammocks. They are the best thinking, introspecting, and problem solving mediums.
Are you me?
Except I hate coffee. But am great at brewing/shots by smell. And my partner loves it, so I’m turning our espresso machine into a Gaggimate.
Damn! You are doing a Gaggiamate mod without liking coffee? Crazy
Yup! Was so happy when a FOSS Gagguino alternative popped up. Gotta finish building the printer and then on to that.
Whaaaaaat this is what keeps me addicted to Lemmy. This looks like a fun project.
Found a sweet HackaDay about it if anybody’s interested :)
https://hackaday.com/2022/11/20/homebrew-espresso-maker-modding-with-gaggiuino/
I would not recommend the Gaggiuno. It is now closed source. Instead, I would recommend the Gaggimate, which is open source.
Oh wow thanks for the heads up!
It’s always such a bummer to see open source codebases close off. :(
I’ll definitely keep an eye on Gaggimate!
Agreed, but it’s also great that an option opened up. Gaggiuno was never FOSS, just source available, and basically built up a following before shutting source code availability down.
While Gaggimate isn’t FOSS in the fullest sense, they do use a CC license (to stop commercial use) with no personal restrictions at https://github.com/jniebuhr/gaggimate
And, it’s a lot cheaper to build.
Get in loser, I’m teaching you to selfhost
So basically, this…?
I kind of did this to a friend of mine. We both got some 18 year old laptops that still run on x86 and we wanted to install Linux on them (arch specifically). We met at my place, and I started with trying to get it work. He meanwhile realised he needed something so I gave him my key and hopped into a skirt while he was away. When he returned I just turned ti him, made a “gun” with my fingers and said “I lied to you, I dont have Netflix. Take of your shoes, we are installing 32 bit Arch”. Funniest shit of my life.
May I visit you?
I’ll pick up some cherry coke and red vines. Show me your mgmtConfig code.
Honestly. I’d be down for this kind of evening.
You said 10 minutes. Give me back that 1 second.
youll get it back… IN HELL! EN-GARDE ⚔️
You’re free to look at my door from the outside.
can i touch it?
I really can’t give consent in someone else’s stead.
oh a riddle! then is your door someone elses stead. hmmmm. your door has termites?!
I… am concerned at your perception of consent as… a riddle…?
The riddle is how something can give consent that isn’t sentient.
I am also in no way qualified to determine whether an entity is sentient or even sapient and thus shall err on the side of caution.
I’m just saying that “what is consent?” wasn’t the riddle the person was talking about.
This is the correct answer 😂
I have a cat that refuses to shut up. Ask him anything, he will scream at you. He will only stop if you ask him about Israel. Sometimes.
I send you up to the roof. You help the roofers there. Nothing beats some honest work with your hands.
wow, im gonna tell this story for the next month. who knew THATS how shingles are attached.
There’s hot shingles in your area! They’re just waiting for you to attach.
Do it on the roof! Doctors hate it!
Almost everyone in this thread is a terrible host, Jesus Christ.
Sorry, OP.
I’ll be naked when you get here. I think I have a strip of bacon left and can make some more French Toast.
Cooking bacon in the nude is indeed entertaining.
I’ve heard it can end poorly.
Have you heard about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?
ah the endless discussion of biblical semantics. good thing i brought doritos.
Board games.
can we play scrab-le(pronounced scableigh)?
its where you make words up and they are only valid if you can explain their meaning.
You can go clean some dishes?
hell yeah! ill smash em out of celebration after like a greek wedding.
i’m gonna infect you with covid stay away
oh, you wanna play modern tag! hides behind the curtain, feet still clearly visible.
well im currently naked.
I’m going to work
But you can help yourself to my gaming PC.
Give me your Steam account so I can use Steam Link to your PC.
ill hook up family sharing for you.
