I’m going to work

But you can help yourself to my gaming PC.

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Cyanide and a belief in reincarnation.

Because often the reason your turds are Like That is genetics and the only solution would be to become a different person.

Exactly at 0

Stepping back and looking at technology as inventions and the stuff they do and the ingenuity that goes into them, tech is dope. And even useless tech is fun as a toy.

But for Capitalism Reasons, whenever some new technology gets announced my first thought, by necessity, is “okay cool. How are they gonna use this to fuck us over and/or to kill people here in the global south”

Because the answer is not, has never been, and never will be “they won’t”. There is ALWAYS a knife under the pillow with capitalism.

Because you touch yourself at night

sorry. I had to say that.

More like a squat or flophouse for nerds. Daring to exist in the middle of a gentrified area.

There’s a lot of it you can just tune out

Not because it doesn’t matter, but because it’s not actually new.

“oh Israel is still doing its genocide. Yeah, they would, no one is bothering to stop them. Don’t give me details. Let me know if something CHANGES”

The “news” cycle has a way of always finding further details on what is actually very old information, and those details serve you, the reader, no purpose other than creating emotional distress.

That’s just capitalism

You’re describing capitalism

And pretty much everyone knows that’s how it works, the disagreement is that some (very odd) people think this is a good thing.

The way literature is taught in school is designed deliberately to make people hate reading + studying the subtext and paratext.

By forcing kids to read books that aren’t just old, but were written by 40 year olds for other 40 year olds, and then mandating them write reports about the symbolism of a book they didn’t even want to read in the first place, you ensure that like 80% of people will inherently associate reading and interpreting media with every negative emotion at once.

Meanwhile you look at fandom dorks on every site and you see how invested on themes and subtext they are, and you realise people kinda naturally want to overthink media… Provided they like that media.

But people who can read subtext and understand it are less susceptible to propaganda. So.

Grand Theft Auto

The whole concept is profoundly uninteresting to me

And I feel there is a fundamental tension between the enjoyable part of the games (Over-the-top city chaos with lots of explosions, often aided by cheats) and what the games WANT to be (serious crime dramas I think?)

We have a term here in Brazil, for appointed “job” positions that seem to have no responsibilities and are basically a way for rich people to place their relatives and such in places close to power:

Aspone. Assessor de Porra Nenhuma. Translates to like “Advisor of Fucking Nothing”

points at op

That’s bait.

Bats.

I just wanted to say

My just-woke-up brain combined these two into “how do you cope with moth memes”

I used both for a while there… But ehn, haven’t touched my Reddit account in 3 years.

Too many nazis, and besides, Reddit’s main appeal (mentioned in the thread: Reddit has a more diverse demographic as compared to only nerds here on Lemmy) doesn’t really call to me because I’m Lemmy’s demographic to a T, a Linux-loving left-wing queer nerd.

The world has less colour.

This isn’t a dramatic “I’m depressed” post, though that is a factor. Nature is still nature-coloured, for one, and it still looks lovely.

I mean that like, you’d go outside and look at the cars and see a rainbow of colours. Now it’s all black, silver, or white. You only see colorful cars if they are really old beat up rustbuckets or if they are brand new luxury vehicles used by super rich people.

Buildings too. Businesses and the buildings they set up shop in would be painted with garish, eye popping colour. Now everything trends towards landlord-beige.

Edit: And it should be noted, this happened for a reason, and I am aware of that reason, and that just makes me crankier.

Yeah. The way bullying happens seems to have changed since my time.

The words “mom” and “dad” are both derived from baby babble, syllables babies have an easy time making.

I therefore suggest that an enby parent should be a child’s wawa

It’s a quote from a YouTube person (Liam, of the old Super Best Friends channel)

… Edited atop an actual GBA magazine advert cuz that’s funny.

The Gameboy Advance. Fuck you. It was like a mini Super Nintendo in your hand. Suck my dick. Fuck you.