Envious men please remember vaginas do have an ending. Don’t trust hentai, your penis will NOT come out of our mouths
Next you’re going to tell me that piss doesn’t come from the balls? Please.
We know about the 666 man. Six figures salary. Six inches. Six feet tall.
Nothing about the 5’10 8” $95k guys anywhere
The cervix is just a door if you knock hard enough.
Matt said: “It was a very embarrassing accident. One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet.
“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too. As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
Right, because a fifteen-inch penis is totally going to obstruct your view of both feet and everything else below your waistline, and your dick is totally the reason you clumsily slipped. And you totally aren’t looking for every possible excuse to turn any event of your life into another opportunity to brag about your massive, record-breaking schlong.
🙄
If mine was that big, I’d probably just stare it, too.
Also Tom Segura has a bit about seeing a guy with a large penis
While I appreciate the link, I am absolutely not having that in my watch history. I really don’t want recommendations based on…whatever that is
Oh, c’mon! Where’s your sense of adventure?
It died when my bones started to creak
Mr. Glass?
Feels like it sometimes, ngl
Old age is probably worse, but middle age sucks
He just likes to brag & isn’t evolved enough to have a detachable penis.
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
You did NOT slip on your penis.
My gf and her best friend and I were at a cafe in high school. Best friend’s bf was packing serious heat, and everyone knew it, kind of a school joke.
Gf: “OK. Seriously. How big is it?”
Her friend slaps a full can of AquaNet Extra Super Hold (in the pink can) on the table. (It was the 80s! Not like we had a banana for scale.)
“I… I’m not sure, not sure… I believe that… um…”
Gf: “How?!”
Best friend: “No idea, but it fits.”
I was careless, didn’t look where I stepped, it was totally because of my dick. Let me tell you more about it…
Seriously. Dude is acting like he can’t see the floor because his dick is in the way. Be one thing if he had syncope due to blood flow. Just didn’t look.
Totally relatable. Swift recovery Matt. I’m also glad you found your best look at my enormous penis trousers for the news photoshoot.
is there a way to block all posts with links to a specific site?
UBlock origin will let you do this. Come back to this comment in a couple minutes…
Edit: Add something like this to your uBlock Origin custom filters. (The sites I included are all paywalls, but you can substitute your own)
feddit.org.##.title:has-text(/theintercept.com|economist.com|military.com|wired.com|theverge.com|theglobeandmail.com|404media.co|nytimes.com|vox.com|washingtonpost.com|theatlantic.com/)This will turn something like this:
into something like this:
(The “Anker’s Sound” post has had its link and headline hidden)
Reddit Enhancement Suite had FilteReddit, which had more fine grained controls to block posts linking to specific sites. I’ve been looking for a Lemmy equivalent, but UO is the best I’ve found so far.
Unrelated but this newspaper says:
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There’s people that are actually saying “hell yes! Send me ads on WhatsApp, here’s my phone number!” ???
Jesus. They don’t make pants big enough for this guy.
Maybe JNCO
Summary of the article. " By the way I have a massive cock, it is just huge, biggest in the world. Did I say about my massive unit? It is really big…oh I slipped in the shower and broke my arm,…but let’s get back to the massive third leg I have going on. ,"
“Oops, I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong”
Ok that is the most ridiculous explanation I have ever heard. Do you have to see your feet to know where they are? And how do large busted or pregnant women manage then?
Oof it must suck to be hung that big though. No balls deep in anyone, ever, and careful sex only.
I promise it’s a real issue for women.
I have been pregnant but don’t remember falling down because I couldn’t see my feet! I do remember my belly knocking into doorways when I miscalculated though, since it keeps growing.
Keeps?! How? They didn’t cover that in Sex Ed. 😶
Well until the baby comes out, lol. The things I remember trying that were much harder with the constantly shifting weight distribution were roller skating and cartwheels. Bigger and bigger till the baby punches its way out of your abdomen (since in sex ed they probably didn’t cover that part either).
But seriously, if women can handle that constant change in weight distribution, I am sure a guy with a massive schlong can handle having it without falling over. Unless it has a mind of its own and gets tangled around his legs or something.
Do people even focus on their body parts that much on the day-to-day? It seems like something that you wouldn’t think about usually.
When you have a 37cm pénis that’s probably all you can think about.
At that size, it better be paying the bills.
Broken arm you say?
Leave this behind at reddit, please.
…independently measured at [37cm], and a cast of it has been included in a museum in Iceland.
I have questions for Iceland; mostly about how to pronounce ð but we’ll get to that later
More or less like the english th. Thorn (letter)
eth, not thorn
are all the impressed comments in here from men lol
Men are silly. I have a friend with a gigantic penis (thickness and length) and he’s always very upfront about how terrible it is. It is difficult to find women that enjoy vaginal sex with a man his size and even when he does he has to be very careful to not go too deep as he could injure her. He can only wear boxer shorts, clothes are difficult to fit without looking indecent, and he always wears tights under his bathing suit.
I’ve had an 11” before - like baby arm girth too. It’s absolutely physically taxing. Not just the “ouch” from cervix bumping but also there’s just something about big penises that make it feel like exercise. 9” is fun but it’s like I ran a marathon.
Yeah had woman tell me that she dump a guy because his penis was to big. He tore her vagina and she bleed. She said that shit hurt. Having a huge penis isn’t always flex for women.
He might as well get into porn, but normal woman don’t want a dick that size.
Great story! Had a roommate telling a story of his old roommate in college. This guy was said to be packing a full-sized hair-spray can.
My guy is doing his engineering homework when his roomie stumbles home from the bar with woman. They head straight to the bedroom, of course. After 5-minutes:
“Oh hell NO you’re not putting that thing in me!”
She went straight out the door, still pulling her clothes on.
Poor fella.
Yeah I heard lots of stories just like that. Also when she was telling that story, there was several other women in the room and they all agreed that they don’t want a gaint dick put in them. You see that shit in porn, but that shit isn’t normal.
This reminds me of the lady that played Elvira. She was a Vegas dancer as a young woman and actually lost her virginity to the singer Tom Jones. She said he was huge and completely tore her up to the point that she had to go to the ER afterwards. I’ll try to find the interview.
EDIT:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elvira-actress-sought-med_n_6317
Interview, hell she put in her book that I own and read all about their relationship. Everyone should read it. Yes that part was fucked up.
I first heard the story on the Howard Stern morning show as she was being interviewed back in the 90’s.
#BigDickProblems
This is a serious plot point in the novel The Godfather.
I’m packing 7.5", but skinny, and I used to hit bottom with every woman I had sex with. Fun to painful (for the woman) in an instant. A 14.5" schlong would be worse than useless.
Wow poor guy is probably going to get a lot of sympathy cards. Must be awful.
I can all but guarantee most women run away at the sight of it.
