good god that makes me gag

they don’t need a dedicated space, just a space. I have a cheapo lightweight machine with a built in handle that takes 1 minute to set up

you kidding? he’d do a whole rant on how design should be intuitive and you absolutely shouldn’t need to read the manual for something as basic as this

probably pull out a whole international standard on button design

except wages and welfare, of course

jesse what the fuck are you on about

the CCP has the tremendous insight to not stab themselves in the stomach repeatedly

pretty sure the rest of europe works the same, certainly in sweden it’s explicitly legal to cross the road anywhere it’s not explicitly blocked.

what the fuck do you think the rockets are for? they put the rocks up there because otherwise it’d be trivial to disprove.

make sure to pick a conspiracy theory that doesn’t matter, like venus being fake

most business owners seem to be maybe good at actually doing the job, but just barely scraping by in terms of running the business…

it’s like how anyone with experience says you should never open a restaurant, then you look at how restaurants are run and yeah no shit it doesn’t work when people don’t realize you have to 1) make food people want to buy, 2) make food that people can afford to buy, and 3) keep your business to a scale where you can actually make a profit.
Like my god, stop opening big restaurants, just run a food truck or something and accept that you’re not getting michelin stars.

i mean you don’t have to put it in, i’m sure plenty of women would still have lots of fun in other ways.

imagine though, just a fuckin garden hose coiled on the floor and WHUP

do you not have your tongue against the teeth when saying T?

V and F are basically the same sound, except V is voiced. Alternate between them like VVVVVVVVVVVVVFFFFFFFFFVVVVVVVVVFFFFFF while touching your throat, you’ll feel the throat vibrate while saying V but not for F

walking like a small blue bird

japan is capitalism with actual regulation and oversight, rather than just “hey let’s put the presidency up for auction!”

it’s still a very strange design

ah yes all those times that countries have invaded other countries for good reasons

casually admitting to breaking the law

but that’s the humane thing to do, it’s not cool to force the animal to suffer from disease or old age until their bodies give out…

like, this is standard practice, you put your pets down when they’re too sick to live worthy lives.