fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1external-linkMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukfossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square76fedilink
minus-squareNutWrench@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month ago“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.” You did NOT slip on your penis.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·23 days agoimagine though, just a fuckin garden hose coiled on the floor and WHUP
minus-squareVotes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoHe didn’t, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn’t see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoThat’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them. Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision? A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”
minus-squarewhome@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoStill bullshit, how many fast guys just see their bellies, I mean you can support of see his dick in his pants in the image, why would that block the view? maybe it’s just time for some prescription glasses.
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
You did NOT slip on your penis.
imagine though, just a fuckin garden hose coiled on the floor and WHUP
He didn’t, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn’t see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
That’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them.
Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision?
A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”
Still bullshit, how many fast guys just see their bellies, I mean you can support of see his dick in his pants in the image, why would that block the view? maybe it’s just time for some prescription glasses.