she’s smokin in every movie, she just has an incredible presence.

meanwhile a shooting is likely happening right now by cis white male shooter #408

fascist takeover complete

holy shit he’s more evil than i thought

yeah but also fuck brave

aww they were playing the futuristic game “people vs billionaires”

yeah talk about privilege

i hope this time the democratic party parades dick cheney himself to get the huge “moderate republican” voting bloc

that’s not a collection of hats he’s had made before. that’s all new. 4 more years, 2028… they’re new hats for his upcoming campaign.

i don’t see this working unless you ask a specifically athletic man, or one of those people who can’t shut the fuck up about the gym… but for non athletic guys, like… we know. the answer is probably “none, which is the reason I’m not athletic to begin with”

eth, not thorn

thank you! that’s a clear jab at reagan; it’s interesting that they were so direct about it back then.

this is not a various form; it’s a quote. it was Reagan’s slogan and mango reused it because he can’t come up with anything original. i just wanted to know if they referenced and skewered Reagan that directly

teri hatcher carried that show so hard. even as a kid i hated him but enjoyed the scenes when they were together because she just makes things feel natural.

and of course she became huge and started in a much bigger show while he was forgotten until literally 4 seconds ago when people started reporting on his racism. failed artist comes out as right wing cunt; who could’ve seen this coming‽

Kevin Sorbo all over again. the only difference is i haven’t heard hatcher shit on him publicly and repeatedly. gods bless the warrior princess.

i know the first scene is true… but the second one? they really had a politician say they want to make the country “great again”?

as a reward we should leave them for last

the fascists aren’t attempting 3, they’ve already been doing it for decades. now they just want to do even more, because it’s open fascism season so why be coy about it.

Occam’s razor suggests that it can’t possibly be the fact that -stein is a much more common name ending and since it’s children’s media most people will have last read the name while still a child and likely never realize that it was specifically a, therefore misremembering the name assuming it was an e. look how long it even took me to type. convoluted, complex theory.

rather the answer must be the simplest: a break in the spacetime continuum.

you’re gonna need a bigger cup

i realize that some people sometimes think “i wish i was dead” but i don’t think anyone really goes “i wish i had severe health complications until i die a slow and painful death.”