i need to see this video

hear that, night shift? fuck you, trying to keep eye on the valuable artifacts and shit.

I get that they’re wealthy and all, but I don’t like that they mostly stay away from the spotlight and people still make fun of their appearance.

they could but wouldn’t. not for moral reasons but because if you end all life companies that own you wouldn’t make any money.

Coach injured by gunfire that crossed into baseball diamond

what an American sentence

the strokes didn’t work, but seeing Charlie’s massive dome on a currency before his own crusty mug will definitely do it.

say hello to president couchfucker.

most faces are not symmetrical and would look weird if they were. I’d say some of the most beautiful people have asymmetrical faces and symmetry as a standard of beauty is a lie. we just don’t study facial features separately and rather take in the face as a whole.

in other words, yes, his nostrils are at different height, but it’s not that noticeable in motion.

good thing they want to be free from the fediverse, because the fediverse should definitely be free from this shit.

defederate fascists.

man, i bet business is booming for Etsy witches right now

wait isn’t it the mom who should be a saint then?

she’s smokin in every movie, she just has an incredible presence.

meanwhile a shooting is likely happening right now by cis white male shooter #408

fascist takeover complete

holy shit he’s more evil than i thought

yeah but also fuck brave

aww they were playing the futuristic game “people vs billionaires”

yeah talk about privilege

i hope this time the democratic party parades dick cheney himself to get the huge “moderate republican” voting bloc

that’s not a collection of hats he’s had made before. that’s all new. 4 more years, 2028… they’re new hats for his upcoming campaign.